NiniaPimp Magazine

Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? If you’ve got an example of your Parents Just Dont Understanding, submit it here!
And thank God well never be as dumb as they are!

My mom was using my computer and found a website that was important to her business. I suggested that she should maybe email herself the link to the website but she and my dad insisted that the website would not open back home. They then proceeded to copy every single page on the website unto a word document. Every.Single.Page. Did I mention they were doing this on my computer?
Tomiwa A from Florida Tech

My Grandpa and I were playing Wii Sports Resort on Table Tennis. My Grandma was watching and asked us, “Why don’t you just sit down and let the guys on the screen play?”
Scipio Africanus

I recently went shopping with my mother. She walked into the Apple Store and I followed her thinking she wanted to buy a new computer. After looking around for a couple seconds, she said to one of the staff members “excuse me, where do you keep your Microwaves?”
Graye Robson

I once had a teacher who tried to show the class a movie. She insisted, over the helpful suggestions of the class, that the best way to fast forward through the previews at the beginning of the DVD was to walk over to the player and physically hold down the fast forward button through all of the previews. Since she only pressed the button once, we proceeded to sit through the previews while they fast forwarded at the slowest speed. The movie took multiple classes to finish, and we sat through the previews each time.
Carver Oblander from Willamette University

My mom was using her iPhone and I asked her what time it was. She turned off her phone and put it away then looked at her watch. She didn’t understand why I was laughing.
k g

My mother recently got a debit card for the first time and was really excited about being able to buy gas without having to go inside with cash. The first time she does this she can’t get it work. So she goes inside and gets one of the workers to figure out what was wrong… She had jammed the whole card in the receipt slot… She was confused why it took so much effort to get it to take her card.
M W

Today I asked my aunt if I could use the computer after she was done. She said she was done she only had to sign off of “the face” Half an hour later, she came out of the room, proudly proclaiming that she had figured out how to sign off without my help. When I checked she had gone offline for chat.
Alex R from ISU

My great aunt answers her house phone every time, not by pressing the talk button, but by pressing the speaker phone button, yet still holding it up to her face as if she answered it normally.
Jacob Wilson

Seems like as you try to help your parents, their intelligence regarding computers just regresses. This one time, I was helping my mom try to email me a bunch of pictures (itself overkill, as she seems to have just discovered the wonder of cameras). So we got her logged in to her email, started composing the email and then we came to the point of attaching the pictures. All of a sudden, she forgot how to click and drag. In attempting to explain the concept, she promptly forgot how one goes about clicking at all. The next day, I received 15 duplicate emails of the same pictures, over and over again.
Siddharth Sadanand from UT

My Mom was having an argument about her Facebook, and I told her to calm down and stop arguing, it’s just a website. She got all offended and said “My Facebook is NOT a website! Not everyone can see it so it’s not a website! It’s private!”
Daniel Miller

Submit yours here!

Missy and Mandee Taylor

NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview

NinjaPimp says, “What a set!”

Hello Mandee and Missy. How are you two doing today?

Missy: I’m doing great!
Mandee: Fine.

Can you tell the fans what you are wearing right now?

Missy: A t-shirt and tiny boy shorts, I just woke up.
Mandee: A jean mini skirt, black tank top and a black Element hoodie with pink letters on the front.

And how old are you?

Missy: Just turned 20 on July 31st! :) Happy belated birthday to us!

So you have your own website, but didn’t you just graduate high school?

Missy: Well, we graduated a couple years ago actually, but yes Mandee and I do have our own website! I’m very excited about it!

Is it weird going from high school to being internet models?

Missy: Well, actually I had a job before being an internet model…Hooters waitress :) So I kind of had some time to get used to being looked at as a sexual being. (Laughs).

Phil-Flash is in charge of your site. Who is Phil Flash?

Missy: Hmm, this is a pretty deep question (Laughs). I’m afraid I do not know the “inner” Phil yet, so far he’s perverted and cruel to us models! Just kidding. He’s actually very nice, and extremely fun to work with, although I am waiting for one of these shopping trips the other models talk about being so much fun!
Mandee: He’s Phil…he’s pretty cool, if you like that kinda thing….Just kidding! We came to work with him through Roxxie.

What do your future plans include? What are your career plans?

Missy: For the present future, I plan on doing more and more sets for the site, I can’t wait for the holidays approaching. Oooh, I have some good ideas! Eventually though, lets get serious for a minute :) I want to go back to school, and I’m seriously thinking about becoming a vet. Then again, I am thinking about interior design also. I know, two very different fields. I’ll have to pick one someday.
Mandee: Not sure…I mean, tomorrow, I plan to wake up and probably do something with the day….I don’t know about career plans…I like to think I have a little time to settle on that decision.

Are you fraternal twins?

Missy: No, we are identical twins! People are always assuming that we are not twins, or that we’re fraternal because we don’t look exactly alike to a T anymore. Identical twins are two babies that are from one egg splitting in half. All our DNA is the same. However, lifestyle and such can change your height, weight, hair etc. If we had our hair exactly alike, I bet nobody could tell us apart. (aside from the tattoos, little freckles etc.)
Mandee: You can’t tell us apart, but right now I think anyone could tell us apart, then again, people still get confused….people today at work were confused as to who I was…they thought I was missy and that I myself wasn’t there then I was like “No- I’m me” and they’re like “Oh, well where’s Missy?” I’m like, “uhh she’s not here tonight.”…haha.

No wonder people get confused. Ok, now to high school. Did y’all party a lot in high school? Got any good party secrets about each other?

Missy: Oooh yes I partied a LOT throughout high school. I used to be into clubs and raves, I was a bad bad girl back then, party wise I mean. Nowadays I’m more bad, um, privately? I’m actually kind of over it by now to be honest with you. I occasionally party nowadays, but I’m more into spending time with my dogs, relaxing with good friends, being online, cooking for sure!
Mandee: Ehh… You know everyone’s done some partying here or there etc etc…but I’m not a partier at all now…I might drink maybe like, four times a year if that…it makes me feel like crap

Can you tell us a little about your website? (www.taylortwins.com)

Missy: It’s me and Mandee, identical twin sisters in hot hot poses! You may not believe your eyes! It definitely borders on some of the sister/sister morals. Some of it of course is torture from Phil.
Mandee: Well, It’s an NN site…with twins…the only one with twins actually…So that’s pretty cool that we’re the first ones. :) 2 picture updates a week, journal updates at least once a week and video updates….pretty cool. I think NN is better than nude because it leaves some mystery which is way hotter than just getting what you want. :)

Is this a PG-13 site? If not, what rating would you give it?

Missy: Definitely not! I’ve actually had people complain to me that they didn’t see the 18+ on the start of our website…and they didn’t know how explicit it was. etc. I’d say it’s definitely rated R. Maybe even X, but not XXX because it’s not THAT hardcore.
Mandee: I’d say no…at least rated R..we’re over 18 so everyone looking at us half naked should be too.

Have you ever considered working with the Potter Twins or Cali Marie and Cherish

Missy: I can hook you all up for a sisters pillow fight or something. I just saw the potter twins on your ninjapimp.com site, they are HOT! and the cherish twins, well they are pretttty hardcore, but a pillow fight wouldn’t be so bad ;)
Mandee: Haven’t considered it…..aren’t they in p0rn? We’re not in p0rn….we’re more like sexy “mature content,” I’d say.

Yeah, I guess they are a little more “adult.” A pillow fight between two sets of twins would still be awesome If not the pillow fight, then what other projects are you working on? What are your hobbies?

Missy: Currently we are just focusing on our website since it just started, project wise. My hobbies: Cooking, taking my dogs to the dog park, sewing, occasionally going out dancing, definitely taking pictures! My camera comes almost everywhere with me :)
Mandee: Hhmm…I dunno about all that…but my hobbies well, I guess I could have a number of “hobbies” ranging from drawing to sewing….doing makeup, I dunno…anything creative.

Have you ever checked out Afro-Squad.com? What do you think of the site?

Missy: It’s an awesome site! You gotta love a site with pics of hot girls, and interviews!
Mandee: Fcuk, I love it. It really turns me on. It is the greatest site ever. I actually once slept with KrazyMan. He is great in bed. It is that gigantic wiener!

I liked Mandee’s answer better. On another topic: Do you have anything else to say to your fans?

Missy: I’m having so much fun with our website, I can’t wait to add more sexy/fun photos to it! Thank you so very much to everyone who likes our stuff and has such sweet things to say :)
Mandee: Thanks to everyone who loves/supports our site and I’d like to let you all know that we really do appreciate it and you’re awesome!

Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame:
Afro-Squad’s freedom council, Red Ninja, Jim Bucko, and Ben Autobot recently met to decide who should be apart of the Afro-Squad Hall of Fame.  All of these entrees were voluntarily featured on this page anywhere between 1997 and today.  We feel that these entrees helped make this page great.

Anna was one of the hottest babes in early Afro-Squad history.  She received hundreds of votes to become Miss Classy Lady, and she was also a regular participant in our monthly pimp parties.  For all of her participation at Afro-Squad, Anna is one of our first inductees in the Classy Lady Hall of Fame!

 

 

Ayme Jo Wood joined our Miss Classy Lady page when she was only seventeen.  She and her mom were big time supporters of the site, and she did all that she could to promote our site.  Ayme moved on to bigger and better things, and we’d like to honor her with this induction into the Classy Lady Hall of Fame.

 

 

 

Brianna Lane was one of the first adult models to appear on our non-nude site.  She had a huge following among Afro-Squad fans, and she received hundreds of votes for Miss Classy Lady.  Congrats Brianna on your induction to our Hall of Fame.

 

 

 

Julie Ann Gerhard no longer offers her free website to the net, but in its heyday juliemodel.com was one of the most popular websites around.  She recently posed for American Curves Magazine, and she was one of the first girls featured in our American Girls Gallery.

 

 

 

Darion was one of the first winners of the Miss Classy Lady monthly award, she signed our guestbooks, and she took fan pictures for us… there is no doubt that she deserves a place in the Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame!  Current rumors tell us she is a mother in Indiana, and other fans have spotted her working at Hooters.

 

 

 

Bobbi Billard was one of our first big name models to appear on this site.  She was also one of the first truly top heavy girls to be featured on this page.  At a time where Afro-Squad was just a small unknown site, she jumped on board and made us what we are today.  That deserves a spot in the Afro-Squad Classy Lady Hall of Fame.

 

 

 

Cindy was one the first professional models to appear on Afro-Squad.  Although we had scores of beautiful amateur babes, Cindy was the one big fish in a little pond.  Over the course of 3 years on our site, she collected over 3,000 votes in our Miss Classy Lady contest.  That’s a lot of votes!

 

 

 

Cami has been involved with this website for almost six years.  She is one of the most attractive and multi talented girls we have ever met.   She’s done interviews, sent fan pics, and signed our guestbook.  Thanks for being there for us Cami.  You are a great addition to our Hall of Fame.

 

 

 

Cindy did an interview with us and she was a regular in signing our guestbook.  She also got a ton of votes for Miss Classy Lady.  The bottom line is that we just liked Cindy, so we selected her for the Hall of Fame.  Now can you dig that, sucka?

 

 

 

 

Afro-Squad’s Classy Lady
Amateur Web Goddess, Oasis

Oasis, how are you doing tonight?
Today’s the day after Christmas and we had a full day yesterday. I’m recovering :) Sitting on the couch with the laptop, answering some email and watching my Patriots on Monday Night Football.

So where do you live now-a-days?
We’re in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. We spend most of our time here, with trips once a month or so out to Las Vegas, Phoenix or Southern California. We usually also take a couple big trips a year – in the winter to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and in the summer we try to alternate and
visit new places. This summer we’re going to try to do a big trip up the east coast from Miami to Boston.

Can you describe and average work day to us? When do you get up, what do you do in your spare time, how do you prepare for work?
I think my average day is actually pretty mundane. I don’t have a regular job, which is pretty nice, so my schedule is pretty flexible but I do try to stick to a regular schedule just to make sure I get some work done. I usually get up about 8:00 and take my dog for a three mile walk. Then, as I eat breakfast I go through the email that’d come through overnight. I’ll usually spend about an hour answering the most pressing emails. Depending on the day, I’ll edit pictures for an update to my main website, cum2oasis.com, or for one of our other sites (we also run a strickly party site, realorgyparties, a stricktly interracial site, oasiswentblack, and a couple sites for friends of ours like kinkykacey.com). I try to get an update on one of our sites every day, and my main site at least three times a week.

Do you follow the news at all? If so, what do you think about our troops overseas?
I go through phases. Right now, I’m off the news (I decided I was spending way too much time reading cnn.com in the mornings). I most definitely support our troops – I have a couple good friends in Iraq right now and my brother was in the military for a good number of years (he was over for the
first war). I don’t particularly support the war, and I don’t care much for Bush…

Is there anything you would like to say to those troops?
Just to be careful and come back safe. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

We recently e-mailed Jenna Jameson and she told us she was working a business deal with Mike Tyson. What would you think about doing a scene with Iron Mike?
No thanks. He’s not my type. (well, from what I know about him anyway). I actually prefer your average guy to your body-builder or celebrity. Give me a cute computer geek any day :)

We also do a lot of interviews with professional wrestlers. Have you ever been a wrestling fan?
No. professional wrestling is too much of a soap opera for me :)

What has been your favorite video to film?
Our videos aren’t really “professional” … so its not really like filming. we’re out having a good time, and we just happen to have a video camera running. There are very few of our scenes that are scripted at all… and I have to say that the ones that are scripted are my least favorite. Lucky for me that we’re so spontaneous!!

What has been your favorite party?
Again, its very hard to pick just one!! We did a party in New Orleans a few years ago at one of my favorite bars and had about 150 people there, including 30 or so other webgirls. That was a blast…

Who have been your favorite people to work with?
I don’t really work with professional pOrn stars. Probably as close as I could get would be a couple scenes I did with Rodney Moore. I really dig him because he shoots gonzo and is a lot of fun. I’ve shot a whole lot with cathy from cathyscraving.com… not only is she a lot of fun to work with, but she’s also one of my favorite people on the planet.

Is there anyone you don’t like working with?
The great thing about what I do is that I don’t shoot with anyone I don’t like :) I only do what i want to do and when i want to do it. Because I’m not shooting, I’m having fun. If i meet up with someone with the intention of shooting with him/her, and then don’t like them, then I don’t shoot.

I’ve read a lot of reviews and fan blogs, and it seems that you have a huge following. Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?
Come on out and party sometime!!

Do some people get jealous of your success? What do your neighbors think of your career?
My neighbors gave me a little bit of crap after our last big party because too many people were parked in our cul-de-sac, but other than that we haven’t had any problems here in Havasu. Pretty much everyone in town knows who we are and what we do. But no one really cares, which is one of the reasons we’ve lived here for the last five years. we still have a “wild west” attitude where people tend to stay out of other people’s business.

What do you think of Afro-Squad.com?
Oh, I LOVE it :)

Have you checked out our Pimp of the Year pictures?
Who do you think should be Afro-Squad’s 2007 Pimp of the Year?
Snoop for sure! I need to get my dog to grow his hair like that :)

Can you tell us about the “win a date” with Oasis contest?
Its a chance for regular guys out there, my fans (haha), to shoot with me if they’re interested. they need to read my rules and fill out my stud application (at http://cum2oasis.com/stud.htm), and then if I like what they have to say, and their pic, and they can come to where I’m at, they get the chance to come out and have dinner, and most likely even more!

So where do you see yourself in 10 years? Will you be entertaining male fans in front of the screen when you hit 30?
Oh, I’ve already hit 30. working on the big 3-5 now! who knows what I’ll be doing in 10 years. If we’re still having fun with the site, then we’ll still be doing the site. What we do is all about having a good time.

We get to see a lot of the “dirty” Oasis, but can you tell us a little bit about your sweeter side? Do you cry at sad movies, volunteer, or give money to charity?
We did a benefit here in town to raise money for all the pets displaced by hurricane Katrina. We raised $1,500 for the best friends animal society and their rescue efforts. not a whole lot of money, but it was our first time doing something like that and we’ve already committed to make it an annual event to raise money for animal shelters and rescue programs…

Are you a different person when you back home with the family, or are you always the same person we see on the DVDs?
I’ll tell you a story. About six years ago I was driving my sister home from Christmas dinner at my grandmother’s. i don’t know exactly what we were talking about, but I told her about our lifestyle and the website. I expected her to be shocked … but all she said was “oh, I’m not surprised”. I don’t talk sex or parties or p0rn with my family, but my personality doesn’t change.

Before I let you go, do you have any questions for the guys at Afro-Squad?
How do I get to be a Afro-Squad??? :)

A Afro-Squad just represents the stuff that guys love. Since guys already love you, consider yourself an honorary Afro-Squad. Well thanks for the interview. I wish you the best of luck in life.

Wrestling Star – Vain, Interview
Vain is a very successful wrestling manager and diva who works on the Gulf Coast.

Bruce Santee is known by many as the best wrestler in the state of Florida.  He’s a no-brainer future TNA or WWE star.  Personally, Bruce is one of my favorite indy workers.  He possesses the athletic ability and the personality that makes him stand head and shoulders above his peers.  Let’s see what he has to say in this interview.

Thanks for doing this interview with www.MarcusPitt.com. How are you doing today?

Fan- freakin – tastick there SnowMan.

Can you tell us a little about yourself? What is your name? Where do you wrestle? What basic height and weight or other stats would you like to share?

Well if you don’t know by now, I am “The Marquee” Bruce Santee. I am 6’4”, and currently weighing in at 255 lbs..

How can a promoter book you, and in what areas do you primarily wrestle?

I primarily try to stay local, Central Florida area. I work a very mentally draining job during the week, so I like to enjoy my weekends, and not have to travel. I may venture back out this upcoming year, if the price is right. I can be contacted for bookings via Facebook , or bruce.santee@yahoo.com

How did you break into wrestling? Who trained you, and what was your first year like?  Maybe tell us a bit about Dudley Dudley.

I originally began training with the Bushwhackers back in 1999. I learned the basics from them, however, stopped training to become an officer of the law. I eventually got over that retarded a$$ cop kick, and resumed training in 2000. At that time I trained with LeRoy Howard (Navy Seal/ Rastaman) and Jeff Bradley (Original Dudley Dudley) , among others. Training was brutal… very old school. Drills, Hindu Squats, Pushups, more drills… I was pushed beyond my limits..

We would learn certain “moves”, what situations to apply them in, and how to tell a story with the said move. Jeff and Leroy were great at that.

LeRoy also took the time to show me and several others many “legit” submissions, striking, etc. When people hear you are a “wrestler”, they always want to “try you”. LeRoy always said if someone tries you, and then subsequently works you over, it will be embarrassing not only to yourself, but to the business as well. Never go out and look for trouble, but if the trouble finds you, you need to be able to take care of business. Having 7 years of Amateur wrestling experience, the “shooting” was my favorite part of training.

Most importantly, they taught us to RESPECT and PROTECT the business. When you are green, you should be the first one to arrive to the venue, and the last one to leave. You should help with set-up and tear down, even if you are not on the show. If you are in the locker room, and all the seats are taken, and a VET shows up, you should be the first one to give up your chair for them. They paved the way for you! That is how you get booked… You must earn your way in.

Unfortunately a lot of the young kids coming up never learned that. There isn’t much respect in this area anymore.

Who do you enjoy wrestling the most?

Guys that always bring the best out of me, in no particular order: Vordell Walker, Erick Stevens, Jon Davis, Kory Chavis, Francisco Ciatso, Eddie Taurus, Sedrick Strong, Sam Shaw, and I am sure there are a few more. All the aforementioned guys can take it and dish it right back. I would get in the ring with any of them on any given day.

What are the biggest names that you have wrestled?

It depends on what you consider a “name”? I guess if you want to go “Mainstream”, then Jerry Lawler, CM Punk, MVP, 75 percent of the current TNA Locker room, and Frankie Capone.

So can you tell us about any injuries you have had that are wrestling related?

Torn Rotator Cuff in both shoulders, meniscus tears in both knees, several concussions, bruised ribs, sprained MCL, herniated disks, tendonitis in every joint, and a broken pinky toe.

What wrestlers did you enjoy watching as a kid? Did you use them as role models in your career?

I know most guys in this business had a wrestler they looked up to as a kid, I honestly didn’t really. I guess I used to like Hercules Hernandez because he was a friend of my uncle’s.. Other than that, I just watched for the entertainment. Once I became older, I started becoming a fan of guys.

I would have to say one of my all time favorites is Booker T. He always looks like he is having fun in the ring, playing heel or face. That is what I try to radiate to the crowd. I am in the ring, sweating, in my underwear, beating up another sweaty man, in his underwear, in a totally HeteroSexual way, and having a good time doing it.

I like to compare my in-ring style to JBL, with a bit more athleticism. I like to brutalize people… Beat them down! When you see a Bruce Santee match, you KNOW you are watching a fight!

My current favorite (and I am probably the only male over the age of 12 to say this) is Cena. People can $hit on his “in ring” ability all they want, but the way he connects with the crowd is unreal. Love him or hate him, people want to watch him. I believe he is the ONLY ONE left that brings that “true emotion” back to the sport, which has been missing for way too long. He knows how to draw money, and I think, at this point, the WWE would be in a LOT OF TROUBLE without him.

Do you have any websites or upcoming events you would like to promote?

Check me out on Facebook at www.facebook.com/brucesantee.

I can be found locally (Tampa Bay Area) wrestling several times a month for FU Wrestling at Gasoline Alley Tuesday nights in Largo, Florida. In the Central Florida Area, Vintage Wrestling’s show of the year, WrestleBrawl II, January 15, 2011 at the Sanford Salvation Army in Sanford Florida. . I may be popping up again in South Florida and several other places here in the next few months…

We also run a website called www.Wrestling911.com. Have you been there? If so, what do you think about it?

Yes, I am sure I speak for most of the other workers in saying we appreciate what you do with the website in promoting Florida Wrestling.

Is there anything else you would like to talk about?

I would like to talk about all the naughty things I wanna do to that bitch KE$HA…….

Well, who wouldn’t.  Thank you for your time.

The Rosenblum Twins, Stasea and Sheri

Hello ladies. Can you take a minute and introduce yourselves to the fans? Please tell us a little about yourselves and what you do for a living.
Hi there…we would like to introduce ourselves I’m Sheri and I’m Stasea and we are…everyman’s fantasy! (and some women)
We are a comedy duo!

I just visited your website and watched your video. Can you tell us about some of the stars that you have met?
Yes, Cher, Ray Romano Drew Carey…but our favorite, Sean Connery, a very private meeting in the Bahamas…all we have to say is Pussy…Pussy Galore!

I saw the two of you with Larry King. In fact, I saw you both kissing him. Are we going to start hearing tabloid reports that Larry King has a pair of girlfriends?
Well, we do like older men, but I think Larry King gets up too early for us, he’s at Nate & Al’s about the time we go to sleep!

Can you tell us a little it about your trip to Nellis Air Force Base?
Not really, it’s top secret. All I can say is that the mayor Oscar
Goodman, an old acquaintance, was performing beer bongs…We are sure that was suppose to be top secret.

What do you consider your greatest performance? Was it acting as the Double Down Twins?
Well, if you sneezed you missed us, if you went to the ladies room you for sure missed us…No I just don’t think we have had our greatest performance yet.  More to come.

Is there any exclusive information that you can tell the NinjaPimp fans?
We will be launching our new radio show The Sheri & Stasea Show, No it’s the Stasea & Sheri Show on National Lampoon Radio in January on XM Satelite, TBA. We have other projects in development that we cannot talk about…hopefully soon! Oh, we will be on Sprint cell phones with “The Coors Light Twins” in early November, look for that orgy!

We here at NinjaPimp have interviewed a bunch of twins. This includes the Taylor Twins, Cali Marie and Cherish, The Potter Twins, and even the Hull Twins. What makes you unique?
Nothing really. We are just a science experiment…gone bad!

Where do you see yourself in five years? I know you have already been very successful in business.
Thank you for the acknowledgement. We will be having our own sitcom and it will not be called, TWINS!

Can you tell us about “Funny Girl?”  Weren’t you supposed to be in that movie?
When we were little we were suppose to be the babies in “Funny Girl” with Barbra Streisand, but we were beat out by blondes.  Much like our whole career.

Your page says that you worked with Playboy. What have you done with them?
Yes, we did a video a called “Twins & Sisters” we also performed a live show for a lingerie company on roller skates in gold lame! It was a little tough rolling through the grotto! Look for us in the magazine next year!

Do you have anything for sale, or anything that you want to tell your fans about?
We will, but it for sure won’t be a calendar!

Well, is there anything else you would like to talk about… maybe a questions for us?
Can you tell us your fascination with twins?

Ahhh, twins.  We spoke with Missy and Mandy Taylor in Issue Three.  All of a sudden our hits went through the roof.  Then when we talked with Vanessa Helman in issue 13.   The fans loved it.  So we decided to interview all the hot twins on the Internet!  You were the obvious choice to be next.  Thanks for the question.
No, thank you! We are honored to be asked and a part of your art!
For More Visit:  http://seeingdouble.com/

 

Dr. Sharon Mitchell Interview

Sharon Mitchell is the Director of the Adult Industry Medical Health Care Foundation, that she set up in 1998. She is a retired erotic actress, with an amazing career spanning over two decades.  She has since earned a Ph.D. degree in human sexuality from the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality in San Francisco.”

Dr. Mitchell’s film credits include such classics as Wadd, The Life and Times of John C. Holmes, The Top 25 Adult Stars of All-Time, The Legend of Ron Jeremy, The Family Business, E! True Hollywood Story (Ginger Lynn and Linda Lovelace), The Legends of Sex, over 450 other movie titles, and she was the medical assistant in Houston’s World’s Largest Gangb@ng – 620.

NinjaPimp.com is an online magazine that interviews adult film stars.   Quite a few of them say that you are the best doctor that they’ve ever worked with.  Can you explain to our friends how you are involved in the adult industry?
WHY YES, I WAS AN ACTRESS, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, AND FEATURE DANCER IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY SINCE 1975.I HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE IN PUBLIC HEALTH, AND A PH.D IN HUMAN SEXUALITY.  I AM A BOARD CERTIFIED CLINICAL SEXOLOGIST, WHICH MEANS I AM CAPABLE IN BOTH THE PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL ISSUES SURROUNDING SEX, AND THE STUDY THEREOF.  (GYNECOLOGY, UROLOGY, COUNSELING) SO, WITH MY EXPERIENCE IN THE INDUSTRY, AND MY FORMAL EDUCATION, I AM VERY SYMPATHETIC TO THE ENTERTAINERS IN THE INDUSTRY.  PERHAPS THAT IS WHY FOLKS ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE ME, AS I HAVE NO JUDGMENT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX.

What recommendations would you make to a girl who is new to the industry?  THAT IS A LOADED QUESTION. WE GIVE OUT A DVD CALLED “PORN 101″ WHICH INCLUDES ALL OF OUR RECOMMENDATIONS AT AIM HEALTHCARE FOUNDATION THIS DVD IS OVER 1 HOUR LONG, AND WE ALSO COUNSEL EACH NEW PERSON FOR 1/2 HOUR ON HIV AND STDS WHEN THEY FIRST COME INTO THE INDUSTRY.  MOST IMPORTANTLY, GET TESTED AT AIM (WE ARE NATIONAL NOW) EACH MONTH FOR HIV BY PCR/DNA EARLY DETECTION TEST, AND CHLAMYDIA AND GONORRHEA EACH MONTH.  UPON ENTERING GET A PAP SMEAR, AND A FULL CHECK UP, INCLUDING VACCINATIONS FOR HEPATITIS, AND GARDISIL, THE VACCINATION FOR HPV.  AND ABOVE ALL “DON”T FUCK TO GET THE JOB, THAT IS THE JOB.”  IN MARCH, OUR PORN 101 WILL BE STREAMING VIDEO ON OUR SITE, AIM-MED.ORG AND FOR GENERAL PUBLIC SXCHECK.COM

What recommendations do you have to the thousands of people who perform on adult websites?  PLEASE, GET TESTED AND USE CONDOMS WHENEVER POSSIBLE.  MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING BEFORE  YOU START, AND DON’T DO ANYTHING NEW ONLINE, OR ON  TAPE OR FILM, TRY IT AT HOME FIRST.

What are the dangers in the adult industry?  IN THE ADULT INDUSTRY, ONE COULD GET ANYTHING FROM THE FLU TO HIV, YOU MUST LEARN TO PROTECT YOURSELF THE BEST YOU CAN. SAY NO, WHEN YOU DON’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING, KEEP YOUR BOUNDARIES HIGH, LIKE YOUR PAYSCALE, AND DON’T EVER SETTLE FOR LESS. THERE ARE JUST AS MANY GREAT PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY AS THERE ARE PEOPLE WITH LESS THAN GOOD INTENTIONS, TRY TO “HOOK UP” WITH THE WINNERS, AS YOU WILL BE ASKED TO PUSH YOU LIMITS, SO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE BEFORE YOU START. I HAVE SEEN AND HEARD MANY A HORROR STORY, AND IT CAN BE HELPED BY FOLLOWING SIMPLE ADVICE. FOR A COMPLETE LIST OF OUR RECOMMENDATIONS, SEE AIM-MED.ORG

Can you share any interesting stories from your medical career? OF COURSE! I SUPPOSE THE MOST INTERESTING STORIES IS ONE DAY I WAS WORKING AT AIM, WHEN THE PHONE RANG, AND THE VOICE ON THE OTHER END ASKED, “DR. MITCHE, HOW MANY CHOP STICKS CAN I SAFELY INSERT IN MY WIFE FOR THIS VIDEO?”  I THOUGHT, NOW WHERE IN ALL MY TRAINING AND EDUCATION WOULD I HAVE LEARNED THAT??  SO I SAID “I’M NOT SURE, BUT MAKE SURE THEY ARE STERILE PLASTIC, AND ALWAYS INSERT FROM THE MIDDLE”.  (IT TURNED OUT TO BE OVER 200!!)

How did you get started in your career?I WAS DOING A TV SOAP OPERA IN NEW YORK CITY, WHEN MY LEGITIMATE AGENT ASKED ME, DID I WANT TO DO A SEX FILM? I SAID SURE! I SHOT “THAT LADY FROM RIO”, WITH VANESSA DEL RIO”, AND LOVED IT! I STAYED FOR 21 YEARS!

We’ve seen you interviewed on numerous documentaries and reality shows.  Why do you think people respect you so much? WELL,  I SUPPOSE IT IS MY JOURNEY, I’VE COME FROM BEING A PORN STAR, I’VE BEEN A DRUG ADDICT, TO BECOMING A DOCTOR, I THINK FOLKS LIKE TO HEAR SUCCESS STORIES, AND IT SEEMS TO INSPIRE PEOPLE.

Haven’t you been a driving force or in establishing self-imposed industry standards?  What have you done?  I HAVE BEEN DIRECTLY INVOLVED IN STARTING THE ONLY ADULT INDUSTRY CLINICAL TESTING STANDARDS THAT EXIST FOR HIV, STD SCREENING, AS WELL AS COUNSELING PROGRAMS FOR DRUG AND ALCOHOL AND “LIFE AFTER PORN COUNSELING AND SCHOLARSHIPS. (AND AGAIN, I DON’T HAVE TIME TO WRITE ALL THE STANDARDS THEY ARE CLEARLY LISTED ON AIM-MED.ORG)

Where do you see yourself in five years? HOPEFULLY PARTIALLY RETIRED, AFTER TAKING AIM GLOBAL, ALONG WITH SXCHECK, MY OTHER ONLINE CLINIC FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

If you had one wish, what would you change about the adult industry? I WISH THAT TALENT COULD GET RESIDUALS FOR THE GOOD WORK THAT THEY DO, SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR THE TIME THEY SENT IN PORN. NOT MANY FOLKS SAVE THEIR MONEY WHILE THEY ARE IN THE INDUSTRY, SO I BELIEVE THAT IT WOULD HELP.

I saw you in a biography when you gave a test to Ron Jeremy.  How do you think HIV has changed the adult industry? IN ONE SENSE I KNOW IT HAS MADE THE INDUSTRY SAFER, AS WE SEE HIV EVERY MONTH AT AIM FROM TALENT WHO IS TESTING FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND THANK GOD THAT THEY ARE REQUIRED TO GET AN AIM TEST, BEFORE THEY WORK, OR HIV WOULD CLEARLY BE TRANSMITTED, AND PROBLEM, IF THEY HAD NOT TESTED WITH US FIRST.  IN ANOTHER SENSE I FEEL THAT THE TESTING GIVES TALENT A “FALSE SENSE” OF SECURITY,  AS THEY FEEL THEY ARE BULLET PROOF IF THEY HAVE OR WORK WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A NEGATIVE TEST.  AS THESE TESTS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR 12 DAYS BEFORE TO THE DAY THAT THEY ARE DRAWN.  TALENT CAN STILL CATCH HIV, AND WE COULDN’T FIND IT UNTIL 12 DAYS AFTER EXPOSURE, AND SOMEONE COULD STILL BE WORKING AND SPREAD HIV DURING THE 30 DAYS THAT THEY GO IN BETWEEN TESTING. YES, IT’S A SHORT WINDOW PERIOD, AND WE DO CATCH HIV VERY EARLY, BUT AIM’S TESTING PROGRAM IS MEANT TO STOP THE SPREAD OF AN INDUSTRY OUTBREAK EARLY, WE CANNOT PREVENT IT FROM ENTERING, WHEN PEOPLE HAVE OUTSIDE RISKY BEHAVIOR IN THEIR PRIVATE LIVES.

Do you have a website? DRSHARONMITCHELL.COM, SXCHECK, AIM-MED.ORG

How can people contact your facility?   SXCHECK.COM & AIM -MED.ORG, AND TEST ONLINE, OR CALL (818) 981-5681, What services do you offer? HIV,STD TESTING AND TREATMENT AND COUNSELING, DRUG AND ALCOHOL PROGRAMS, COUPLES AND INDIVIDUAL COUNSELING, ONLINE TESTING, AND OF COURSE, GENERAL, AND GYNECOLOGICAL MEDICAL HEALTH CARE AS WE HAVE DOCTORS ON STAFF 5 DAYS EACH WEEK. AIM IS A WALK IN FACILITY SO NO APPOINTMENT IS NECESSARY.

Are there a lot of STDs in the adult industry? NO, DUE TO THE CONSTANT SCREENING IT’S ABOUT 2%, IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC FOR THE SAME AGE RANGE IT’S ABOUT 12%, SO WE ARE CONSIDERABLY LOWER THAN THE GENERAL PUBLIC.

Are there any companies that you think do the best job of caring for their performers? WICKED, OBVIOUSLY, AS THEY ARE CONDOM ONLY, AND AS A CLINICIAN, I HAVE TO SAY THAT IS ABOUT AS SAFE AS ONE COULD BE, TESTING AND CONDOMS!

Is there anything else that you would like to say to the 20,000 of our monthly readers? YES! GET TESTED REGULARLY FOR HIV AND STDS IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE! AND BE KIND TO YOUR FELLOW MAN, AS THE WORLD GROWS SMALLER, PEOPLE ARE LOOSING PATIENCE, SO BE HAPPY, SLOW DOWN, AND SMELL THE FLOWERS WHILE THERE ARE SOME LEFT!! STAY SAFE AND SEXY, DR. SHARON MITCHELL

Well, thanks for your time.  Good luck in the future.

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Minotaur Interview – Pitt Exclusive

Posted on 19 December 2010 by SnowMan Jones

Thanks for doing this interview with www.MarcusPitt.com. How are you doing today? Doing good…relaxing on a sunday afternoon watching my saints play! thanks for having me!

Can you tell us a little about yourself? I wrestle as Minotaur all over the gulfcoast from Texas to Florida. I am a 6 foot 5 260 pound monster in the ring! I have been wrestling for 12 years. I am currently the O.W.E. Heavyweight champion! O.W.E. runs shows all over the New Orleans area! I also wrestle for X.I.W. in Mississippi and a numerous of other promotions all over the south.

How can a promoter book you, and in what areas do you primarily wrestle?
Promoters can get in touch with me by emailing me at falcon70094@yahoo.com. I pretty much stay in the south but would love to get farther out.

How did you break into wrestling? Who trained you, and what was your first year like?

There was a local promotion running shows in the N.O. area and I contacted them to start going to the shows and wanted to get trained. They didnt have a training facility but a wrestler by the name of Tommy Martinelli took me to some shows and trained with me before those shows. Some of the other wrestlers also came to work with me. My first years were horrible, I had no clue what i was doing. Unlike everyone else I was thrown to the wolves and had to learn during matches. I’m not saying I’m the best wrestler but i’m alot better than my first couple years!!

Who do you enjoy wrestling the most?
I enjoy wrestling Kevin Northcutt and John Saxon the most cause they make me bring out my best!

What are the biggest names that you have wrestled?
One Man Gang….B.G. James (Road Dogg)….Scott and Bob Armstrong….”Hacksaw” Jim Dugan…..Sam Houston and Rodney Mack. I’ve also had the privilege of being managed by legends Percy Pringle III and Scandor Akbor.
I’ve had a busted knee and a seperated shoulder. knock on wood!!

What wrestlers did you enjoy watching as a kid? Did you use them as role models in your career?
I used to love watching One Man Gang….”Big” John Studd and Vader! I am a mixture of all 3 in the ring.

We also run a website called www.Wrestling911.com. Have you been there? If so, what do you think about it?
Yes i have been to it and currently a member….I go to it often to see whats going on and it is one of the more professional wrestling message board out there!

Thanks for your time sir.  I really appreciate your time.