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11.8
11

Roommate Confessions: November 7, 2011

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It’s been an entire week since your last confession and there’s been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don’t forget to submit your misdeeds to our submission page!

You constantly made fun of our suitmate for having bad acne. He’s a good kid and you’re just an asshole who thinks he’s hot shit. He would never do anything because he’s too nice. I on the other hand have no problem taking a little revenge for him. So lately I’ve been putting the bacon grease from my breakfast into your face wash. Seeing your self esteem drop like a rock as your face blooms into a ripe mess of acne has been beyond gratifying. What goes around comes around right, brah.
K.A. College of Charleston

My roommates are all pretty messy, but never seem to want to clean up all the shit they leave in the kitchen. Every day I come home to the flat and the sink is full of their disgusting plates and mugs, and the kitchen floor has always got dropped and dried on food. One day I got really sick of always have to mop and clean up, so I got the mop bucket, filled it with the usual cleaning supplies, and proceeded to mop the floor of all the dried on grease, tea, coffee, food bits…etc. Then, when I was done, I washed and put away anything in the sink that was mine, and tipped the filthy mop water all over the rest of the stuff in the sink, and left it there, knowing full well that when they got home, instead of fully washing their stuff, they’d just empty any water from it, and use it again. Sorry bitches, but you’re fucking gross sometimes.
R.K.

Last year I had a roommate who stays up till at least two every morning drinking and sleeping with her boyfriend. We have a two and a half hour art history lecture class pretty early. Yesterday while she was sleeping I started sticking stuff in her afro. By the time she woke up she had some candycanes, pens, pretzels and sticks from outside the dorm. We had a full day and went to a Christmas party before we went back to our dorm. She had her hair like that for eight hours.
Emma L

I live in an apartment in a building from the ’20s. My next-door-neighbor would wake me up at 3 in the morning with her screaming several nights a week. She would also run out the hot water for the whole building by having marathon shower sex. It got to the point where I hadn’t had a hot shower in 5 days. Luckily, the plumbing access for her shower is through my linen closet, and I rigged it so she was barely getting any hot water. Needless to say, the marathon shower sex stopped after that. In fact, her showers got pretty damn short, and I always heard her complaining to her ever-present boyfriend that the water was always cold. After a few days, she and her boyfriend just started spending all of their time at his place. I would have felt sorry, but I was too busy enjoying my nice, hot showers again.
E.L.

When I lived in the dorm I had a suite mate that was a complete dickhead. He always wanted complete silence because he claimed he was studying. If I turned my stereo on or was watching a football game or anything with any volume he would be knocking on the door telling me to be quiet. We have the suites that share a bathroom and you can enter the other room through the bathroom. I listened through the closet which has paper thin walls inside to hear what he was really doing and he was usually playing video games when he claimed he was studying. I decided it was payback time. I am lactose intolerant which means I can take some loud nasty dumps if I eat or drink any dairy products. It was the week before midterms and he warned me as usual to keep the noise down so he could study. I ate a huge blizzard from dairy queen and drank 3 glasses of whole milk from the dining hall along with a plate of beans. I waited till he was settled in and the room was silent and unleashed the mayhem in the bathroom. I could hear him making a comment after every fart I let. The next day I repeated the process and got my fat buddy in on it. For lunch I had him eat 4 big bowls of ham and beans. This time the bastards girlfriend was in the room with him which made it better. I did my deed of unleashing the fury in the toilet, then my buddy goes in there and it sounded like a damn earthquake in the bathroom. We laughed after every comment he made. He never told me to be quiet again. Mission accomplished.
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10.14
11

Suave Naturals Shampoo, Wild Cherry Blossom, 22.5 fl oz Review

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5 stars

T$ from Dayton, OH on Sep.282011

I’m so lucky I got to try this shampoo. I was staying at a friends house and forgot mine so I used hers. And this stuff is great!! All the junk in my hair I thought was hard water from my apartment was washed away and my hair was soft and smooth again. I can’t believe I was wasting to much money on expensive shampoos.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

Suave Naturals Shampoo, Wild Cherry Blossom, 22.5 fl oz
Shampoo, Wild Cherry Blossom

09.22
11

Rock On Energy Shot Dietary Supplement Berry Blast 2oz. Review

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4 stars

BuffaloBob from Niagara Falls on Sep.132011

4out of 5

Good substitute for coffee in the morning plus less water to eliminate, ya know. Cheaper than 5 Hour Energy. Look for it on sale at Walgreens

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

08.30
11

Super Mabel Towable Tube Review

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2 stars

Water girl from Lake Hartwell, SC on Aug.222011

We had a Big Mabel for three years. The zipper broke, but it never had a leak. We bought a Super Mabel, and it gets a new leak EVERY TIME we take it out. It is a major hassle to patch. The leaks are in the same locations. The quality of the bladder is awful. Now our case has ripped as well. We’ve only used it about 20-25 times. My neighbor has a Great Big Mabel, and it has a broken zipper. I am looking at Amazon.com reviews and see lots of people have had our experience, yet Sports Stuff doesn’t want to perform the good will we feel they should, and replace the bladder with one that is without manufacturing defects. Perhaps there is no such thing?

The tube has vents to let water out, but they are in the wrong location, causing water to come in and not go out. It causes the tube to get weighed down in the water, not allowing the action our kids want from a tube. I love the couch like design of the Mabels, but won’t be buying another one.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

 

lots of holes – this is only one spot

broken zipper on my neighbor’s mabel

Clever one-of-a-kind design is radical in its versatility! There are 4 different Mables that will handle from 1 to 4 riders. These incredible towables have two tow points for every kind of riding position from kneeling, to prone, to seated on the comfortable foam seat/kneepad with backrest. Feature…

08.24
11

Hagen Elite Stingray Underwater Filters Review

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4 stars

cowboykenny27 from Edinburgh UK on Aug.152011

This is a fairly inexpensive product is easy to maintain as well . Replacement carbon filter cartridges can be purchased seperatley as well as filter mediums at a reasonable price . I’ts a shame the carbon cartridges do not open so you could simply replace the carbon but hey . It does a great job by cleaning the water and sucking up all the debris from plants etc it does give out a good jet of water * this item is designed to be fully submerged under water with an adjustable flow director can be positioned facing front, side or backward depending on your setup and fish types * .When it comes to cleaning i’ts fairly straightforward, simply remove the unit clean the filter medium .**Please note that this unit also has water suction holes at the back some small fish can get caught at the holes ( I was horrifed to find 2 of my juvenile black neon tetra dead ,they were lodged behind the suckers at the hole openings )**. I certainly would not use this filter with baby neons etc . I have 2 of the hagen elite stingray 15 filters in my 24 inch aquarium. Having 2 means you can clean 1 filter properly leave the other so your tank doesn’t cycle . All in all I think this is a good filter choice for a small tropical setup but I would not recommend this for very small fish or turtles due to danger of getting caught in the holes at the back or the water flow being too strong for air breathing amphibious species that might struggle to get air from the surface from fighting against the water current ,

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

Hagen Elite Stingray Underwater Filters
Quiet and efficient underwater filter improves water quality by filtering out debris and removing ammonia. Adjustable output diverter and flow controls. Easy to set up and use filters are offered in a range of sizes.

08.21
11

Q-See Security Surveilance System (QS408-403) Product Review

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On 6-31-2011 I purchased the Q-See Surveillance package for my business. It cost $465.43 from CompUSA in Brandon, Florida, including a 6 foot VGA cable that hooked the system into my computer monitor.

CompUSA offered complete installation for about $1,000, which was separate from the cost of the product.

I had the product installed for about 2 weeks when the first rainstorm hit. Immediately, two of the cameras flooded with water.

Q-See CCD Night and Day Camera with water damage.

I went back to CompUSA that weekend and they stated that there was a 14-day return policy for equipment, and I would need to call Q-See for replacements. I then called Q-See at 877-998-3440 extension 539 to ask about getting replacement cameras for the defective items. Unfortunately, they are not open on weekends so I was unable to contact customer service.

They are only open from 8:30 to 5PM during the week. These are hours that I also work in the field, so it wasn’t easy for me to find time to call them. The wait time was always incredibly long, and I never could get a hold of anyone in reasonable time on that number. In late July, I waited 53 minutes on hold to talk to an operator before my cell phone died and I had to call back. Ugh.

I finally got a hold of an operator in early August. He was very unhelpful. He basically emailed me a form to fill out online. When I didn’t fill out the form within 48 hours, they closed my ticket. I later called again and filled out the form.

I explained to customer service that they should mail me out new cameras based on the pictures of the damaged cameras, but they declined. I don’t want to uninstall the cameras, leave my business without the presence of cameras, and pay to ship the cameras back when they are responsible for making defective equipment. I also don’t like the idea of having to pay somebody to take them down and put them back up, when they are at fault for providing faulty equipment.

Please use this review as a testament to the quality of Q-See products, and their commitment to their customers. I recommend using other companies.

08.7
11

1621 to 1625 7th Avenue, Ybor City, Wolfson Building (Currently Nicahabana Cigars, Vacant)

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Wolfson Building (1621-1625 E. 7th)

The Wolfson family built this 1-story brick structure in 1922. It retains its metal awning rings and a water table. Its decorative brickwork bears the family name.

Note: The Wolfson family owned:

  • Abe Wolfson Mens Wear
  • Wolfson’s Trimming Store (Adam Wolfson & Son, William)

 

 

03.25
11

Teaching the water to clean itself?

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Weird news stories, bizarre news, strange but stories. You’ve come to the right place: Bizarre Florida, where weird is the norm. Exploding pythons. Armless, one-legged drivers. Yep. We certainly have unusual news stories. Offbeat news. Strange, interesting stories. Weird, unusual, true news stories. Get the picture? Have a story suggestion?

E-mail Bizarre Florida: bizarre@tampabay.com

02.25
11

Motorola Brute i686

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When we first looked at the Motorola Brute i686, we wondered if there was a mistake. It seemed practically identical to the Motorola Brute i680, its predecessor. Even the overall features are similar–the 2-megapixel camera, GPS, Bluetooth, and of course support for Nextel’s iDEN network.

The main difference seems to be that the Motorola Brute i686 is a touch more durable. It now can be immersed in 1 meter of water for up to 30 minutes. Aside from that, it retains the ruggedized exterior of its predecessor, keeping its “Brute” moniker alive. If you already have the Brute i680, we wouldn’t encourage you to run out and buy the i686, but if you’ve been looking for a tough phone that’ll survive a diving trip or two, then this might be for you. The Motorola Brute i686 is available for $119.99 with a two-year contract from Sprint Nextel.

Design
As we mentioned in the introduction, the Motorola Brute i686 hardly differs from its predecessor. At 3.92 inches long by 2.09 inches wide by 1 inch thick, the Brute i686 is just as bulky, and at 5.63 ounces, it’s just as heavy. It’s clad in hard plastic and a thick rubber exterior that protects it from all manner of scrapes and bruises. Indeed, we dropped it onto concrete and dunked it in a sink of water for a solid 20 minutes without ill effects. The Brute i686 is said to be military-certified under specification 810G for resistance to dust, shock, vibration, extreme temperatures, low pressure, salt fog, humidity, and more.

On the front is a color external display that supports 65,000 colors and 160×120-pixel resolution. We’re glad to see that it supports photo caller ID and recent call history, and it’ll also work as a self-portrait viewfinder when the camera is activated. As for the camera, that sits right on top of the display, next to the LED flash.

The left spine is home to the volume rocker and push-to-talk button, both of which are large and easy to find by feel. On the right is the Micro-USB charger jack hidden securely beneath a rubber flap. On the top of the Brute i686 are the speakerphone control and the usual Nextel button for accessing your recent calls list. Also on the top is a 2.5-millimeter headset jack protected by a rubber flap. We would’ve liked to see a 3.5mm headset jack, however. We also would have preferred a camera shutter control on the sides.

To keep the phone nice and dry on the inside, the battery cover is secured by a round locking mechanism that you can unlock with either a fingernail or a penny. Behind the battery cover is the microSD card slot.

Flip the phone open and you’ll find a simple but legible 2.2-inch color display. It only supports 65,000 colors and 220×176-pixel resolution, but as you aren’t likely to use this phone for multimedia purposes too often, we didn’t mind the average resolution. Colors are bright enough, and we like that we can change the text size and the backlight timer. Along the bottom row of the display is a series of shortcuts to frequently accessed applications or functions that you can toggle through. The main menu itself is displayed in either a grid or list view.

The navigation array consists of the usual two soft keys, a round toggle with a middle select key, a main menu key, a camera key, and the Send and End/Power keys. The overall keypad is spacious, with enough separation between each key. We found it easy to text and dial with the raised keys as well.

Features
The features on the Brute i686 are similar to the Brute i680, so forgive us if there’s a little bit of deja vu here. To start, the Brute i686 has a 600-contact phone book with room in each entry for seven phone numbers, an e-mail address, and notes. You can categorize those contacts into groups, and also into push-to-talk groups if you’re on Nextel’s Direct Connect service. You can also pair the contacts with a photo and one of 20 polyphonic ringtones for caller identification. The Brute i686′s Direct Connect features include International Direct Connect, Group Connect, and Direct Talk.

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02.11
11

Beachgoers rescue big squid

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   We’ve heard plenty of stories about people trying to push a beached whale back into the ocean, but beachgoers rescuing a large squid is a new one on us. But that happened in Delray Beach, TCPalm reports (it even has video).

   After bystanders wrestled it into a cooler, a lifeguard took the 3-foot cephalopod, which was spitting out ink by the cupful, out to neck-deep water and released it.

   “He’ll probably get eaten by a shark,” the lifeguard told TCPalm. “But I’d rather have [the squid] die in the ocean where it’s supposed to.”