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It’s a really angsty but literary way for kids to learn how to read!

Don’t feel like getting vaporized by an M80 during your fireworks celebration? Fear not! The fine folks at Grathio Labs have devised a way to make fireworks that add just a bit of extra pop to your celebration. Follow the instructions in the video, extrapolate, and make something cool like a chain of them! Just don’t be dumb and do it indoors/in your hand/without eye protection/near flammable material. You can kludge with one hand or one eye, but it definitely doesn’t make things easier…

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This fail picture or video was posted on Wednesday, July 4th, 2012 at 9:00 am

If this proves anything, it’s that dubstep is God’s music and those who have been “moved by the Holy Spirit” have finally reached the part where Jesus drops the (loaves and) bass.

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This fail picture or video was posted on Saturday, June 30th, 2012 at 8:00 am

Well, maybe I am. How else do you think I got such a taste for alcohol?

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This fail picture or video was posted on Thursday, June 28th, 2012 at 8:00 am

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“The new Edge 15 model has 2GB PC3-8500 DDR3 SDRAM. However, Lenovo suggests you go with the refurbished model because it’s obvious you’re a tightwad bastard to begin with.”

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This fail picture or video was posted on Tuesday, June 26th, 2012 at 8:00 am

Fortune clearly doesn’t always favor the bold. See more at College Humor!

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This fail picture or video was posted on Sunday, June 24th, 2012 at 8:00 am

And can I do it all while looking like Lara Croft? Really? I can? Sweet.

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This fail picture or video was posted on Friday, June 22nd, 2012 at 7:00 am