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Laura from Seattle on Sep.162011

I bought these on 6pm.com and am very disappointed with them. It is clear to me that the Taryn by Taryn Rose line doesn’t get the same quality control as the regular line. The pair I received had a warped/crinkled inner lining and some sort of discolored splotching. They also fit a half size small. At the same time I had bought another style from the T by TR line, and they ran small as well. Never had this problem with the regular Taryn Rose line. If they had at least fit, I would keep them because I got them on sale for a good price. Instead, I will resell them on Ebay because 6pm.com makes you pay for your own returns, and it will cost me twice as much to return them as the original shipping fee. Also, I got the Cognac Tumbled Leather color, which is a bit duller looking in person than online.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

Kitsch
Of course you need a pair of sweet little flats! ; These ‘Kitsch’ flats from Taryn by Taryn Rose are the perfect pair to complement any outfit. ; Leather upper. ; Poron padded and leather lined footbed for optimal comfort. ; Combination leather and rubber island sole. ; 1/2 heel. ; 5.00 oz.

ALBUQUERQUE, NM—Despite having no reason for entering the store, 39-year-old Pat Arneson reportedly stopped into a local Best Buy Tuesday, browsed through the various sections, and then left 15 minutes later. “I don’t know why, but I just sort of felt compelled to go in there,” said Arneson, confirming that while inside he watched a child play a video game, avoided eye contact with sales representatives, and picked up some security-tethered cell phones from their cradles before letting them zip back into place. “I didn’t really need anything. Didn’t really want anything, either.” After standing in front of a display of USB drives for five minutes, Arneson left the Best Buy and was last seen driving to the Barnes and Noble across the street, where, sources said, he was going to flip through some magazines.

GREENWOOD, IN—Despite being only 11 years old, local kid David Bailey is absolutely fucking massive—just an absolute Mack truck of a boy—astonished sources reported Friday.

According to sources, Christ, just look at the size of him. He’s like a Mack truck.

According to witnesses, Bailey, who reportedly hasn’t even reached puberty yet, has got to be well over 100 pounds, and, no shit, is probably close to 6 feet tall. Sources further confirmed that Bailey has always been a big boy, and that his parents, Rebecca and George Bailey, aren’t exactly the sort of people you would call petite.

“Just look at the size of him,” mesmerized neighbor Kelly Hamilton said while watching Bailey shoot baskets in his driveway. “He’s not fat, either, just really…well, dense. No two ways about it, that kid is built like a brick shithouse.”

“And the crazy thing is, he’s not done growing yet—not by a long shot,” Hamilton continued. “Christ almighty, would you just look at him? What the hell are they feeding him over there?”

Many in the community echoed Hamilton’s remarks, and even some full grown men who have seen Bailey lurching around town admitted they were not at all confident they could knock the gigantic boy down if they tried.

“He’s an absolute monster, that kid,” local mail carrier Richard Foster said. “Solid as a fucking rock, real low center of gravity. And did you get a load of his goddamn feet? I think he wears bigger shoes than I do, and I’m 35.”

“Very polite, though—good boy, has a good family,” Foster added.

Further disconcerting to those who cross paths with the kid is the fact that, despite his massiveness, Bailey’s voice has yet to break. In addition, the extremely youthful appearance of his face reportedly creates an effect that has led many to describe him as looking “sort of like a big, burly lumberjack, but with a baby’s head.”

An informal poll of Greenwood residents found that 61 percent considered Bailey to be “just gargantuan,” 22 percent said he was “enormous—that’s the only word for it,” and 16 percent described him as “a goddamn Russian battle tank.”

“The Bailey kid is like a fucking boulder,” said neighbor Frank Caldwell, adding that it’s kind of weird that Bailey’s older brother is actually the smaller of the two siblings. “And once he sheds some of that baby fat, watch out. If he doesn’t end up going out for the football team when he’s older, that’d be a real shame. A real goddamn shame.”

Bailey’s fifth-grade teacher Mary Sullivan told reporters that certain additional factors contribute to the child’s imposing presence, such as the fact that he lumbers around with the thoughtful, deliberate purpose of an Angus bull.

“David is a diesel-powered freight train, pure and simple,” Sullivan said while proffering a class photo in which Bailey towers over his classmates like he’s from a different species altogether. “I’m just glad he’s such a sweet kid. I’ve never had any behavior problems with him, and he never seems to quarrel with his classmates, thank God. Can you imagine that human jumbo jet slamming into a normal kid his age? There’d be nothing left.”

According to sources, the recent interest in the colossal Bailey kid has renewed discussion surrounding that Anderson boy, who is only 12 and really puny but somehow practically has a full beard.

Cami, you have an interesting and professional web page. Who does the design?

I do all the design myself…it’s not too detailed, I just use a little web page program and update it nearly every day.

I also noticed that you are on the cover of the movie Vampire Night. What do you think of the film?

It was better than I thought it would be! I was expecting cheesy stuff and it was a spoof on horror films. It was pretty funny. I liked it!

The disclaimer says WARNING: This film contains graphic violence, adult content, a kinky bondage scene, and a lot of biting. Were you involved in any of that?

There was graphic violence and biting in my two scenes… I was also tied up, but I don’t think that’s the bondage scene they are talking about! I’m also in their upcoming film Vampires of Sorority Row II, so I’ll be bitten in that as well.

So, where do you see yourself in ten years? Doing movies, modeling, something else?

Probably not modeling, unless it’s really commercial ad type work. I definitely want to see myself on stage still in 10 years, in musicals. Hopefully doing film, TV, and commercials as well. But I also expect I will have a real job, maybe in entertainment or advertising.

Most internet models and celebrities use a stage name for safety. Is there any reason for the name Cami?

It’s what everyone has called me since I was born, so it’s not really a stage name, though it is not my given name. I prefer not to use my real last name too often though, for privacy.

How have your interactions with fans been?

Basically pretty good. I have a good fan in Norway, one in the UK, one in Canada, and several in the USA. Most are really cool and promote me well! Some try to delve into my real life though to get my home address or full name, and often ask for nude pics or dates. I don’t like that, that is not being a fan, that is being, well, odd.

Can you give an example of some of the weird stuff that might have happened? You know, weird guys asking to date you and stuff.

I’ve had men ask me to be their “travel companion,” escort, and whatnot. Many guys think that since I am a female with photos on the net, I am looking for sex or dates or whatever, and that is not true. I had one mental hospital patient find my business card and call my business number several times demanding photos and that I call him back… that was creepy.

How did you get your start on the internet?

I started using the Net for random stuff in 1995, and then in 1996 I put some acting headshots on the web just to see who might see me. Some photographers asked me to model for them, and I did, and started building a portfolio from there. It sort of snowballed after that, into my own site and everything.

Ok, now what can you share with us that you think that people reading this article might find interesting?

I don’t define myself as a model like many models do. I never had an intention to be a model, but photographers wanted to shoot me. I don’t think of myself as a “model” even though a ton of people do.

Do you have anything for sale on your site?

Currently I have several 8x10s for sale, autographed to the buyer. very soon I will have an 8.5×11 calendar with 2 photos on it for sale autographed, as well as a non-nude but sexy amateur video.

I’ll ask you 5 random fun questions. Are you ready?

What was your favorite 80′s tv show?

Good question! Little House on the Prairie.

If you had a superpower, what would it be?

To be invisible so I could eavesdrop on important stuff and check out my competition during auditions!

What is the greatest state and why?

Well, not Florida. It has to be California or Hawaii. California because you can literally find any class or style of living here, from yuppieville to family suburbs to big city to forever-college towns. Hawaii because it’s almost always warm, humid, with clean air and beaches – a BIG plus for me.

Mr. T or the Terminator, who would win in a fight and why?

Terminator. He has a harder body.

What is the last thing you did before doing this interview?

Drank a girly beer and made a copy of a CD I downloaded all the songs from Napster…

Well, thank you for your time. I hope you have a great evening.

ANYTIME!!!

Exclusive Shark Boy Interview:
by Johnny B. Molestar

From the depths of the ocean and appearing in professional wrestling rings across the land, we are here to interview Shark Boy ?.

So how did you come up with the Shark Boy gimmick?  Are there any plans to tag with John ?Shark? Tenta or the Lobsterman?

The whole thing was originally inspired by a song and promoter Ian Rotten helped put the finishing touch on the name.  My brother and I designed the look of the character.  With regard to the second question, I’ve had plenty of unusual partners in the past, so nothing would surprise me.

How about a Shark Girl?  Are there any plans for the wife or girlfriend to accompany you to the ring?

No, not right now.  There was a “Shark Girl” character briefly, but nothing long-term.  I think it would be fun to do that angle at some point when the time is right.

When I see you on TNA, they sometimes announce your schools of fans.  Who came up with that?  It?s great.

I’m not sure, but I think maybe Scott Hudson came up with that when I was in WCW.  I agree with you, it’s great.

It sounds like Hudson.  You?ve wrestled in a lot of organizations, which one have you liked the most?

I’m having so much fun with TNA right now, so I would have to say them.  I also really enjoy performing in front of friends and family at Buckeye Pro Wrestling events in Ohio.

How would you compare XPW and ECW?

I never worked for ECW, but the fans in XPW were great to me.  They got with my character right away in both Philadelphia and Los Angleles.  I’m not really an “extreme” wrestler, but the character is so unique that the fans were really able to connect with it.

In my last few wrestling interviews, nobody commented on Rob Black because they were all suing him.  How was it to work with him?

He was always very professional to me and I have nothing bad to say about him personally.

And how would you compare Rob Black and Paul Heyman?

Both had a vision and ideas about taking the wrestling product to “the next level”.  I think the biggest difference is that Heyman has a much stronger concept of “wrestling” while Black’s specialty seemed to be shocking people.

Speaking of shocking, what do you think of hardcore wrestling?

I’m not a huge fan of it personally, but I understand its place in the industry.

Were you a backyard wrestler as a youngster?

Yeah, I guess you could say that.  We never did anything “extreme” or “hardcore”.  We just had fun.

Have you ever played the game titled Backyard Wrestling?  I am sure many fans would like to see your character on there.

I haven’t had the chance to yet, but I know I will at some point.  It will be great to finally see my character on a video game someday.

You?ve worked with WCW and XPW? all of those companies were ill-fated.  Do you see that sort of future for TNA?

I think big things are still to come for TNA.

You don?t think you jinxed those other companies, do you?

Lol, I hope not.

I?ve seen some photos with you and Shane Helms.  Are you two friends?  I would love to see a big push for a ?Super Friends? group in the WWE.

Yes, we are good friends, and I too would love to see he and Rosey get a great big push.

J.C. Ice (Jamie Dundee) Interview
by SnowMan

Kami is one of the adult industries wildest performers. She recently appeared on Howard Stern, where she got up close and personal with Howard’s assistants. She’s appeared scores of films and magazines. Kami takes a break from her hectic life to do an interview with NinjaPimp. This is a NinjaPimp exclusive… here you go.

Kami, let’s start with your appearance on Howard Stern. How was your experience on the show, and how many times have you been on?
I have been on two times in person and once accepting an award via phone. I had a blast and was treated with respect each time!

Considering your last appearance (she was spit on), do you think you’d be a good contestant for Fear Factor?
Hell no. Those people are nuts. I will not put any sort of animal in my mouth. I will not let animals crawl on me (like bugs)

On to your adult career, who has been your favorite person to work with?
Director: Ivan
Male Performer: Mark Wood
Female Performer: Katrina Kraven

What’s the funniest thing you have ever heard on set, that I can say on a PG-13 website?
I don’t want to become the sort of couple that has to put their name on their e?eM^$ in sharpies.

I don’t think I can print that. Anyway, what is the funniest thing you have heard on set that I can’t put on a PG-13 website?
I will not eat her *(@^ out of @^@$.

Kami Andrews Robin Williams once said, “Cocaine is God’s way of saying, you are making too much money.” Do you think there is a drug problem in the adult industry?
I think there is more to any industry than meets the eye.

Do you see yourself directing someday? If so, who (besides me) would you want in your movies?
I direct for Elegant Angel my first movie “Who let the W#0res Out” has:

Mark Wood/Sandra Romain
Tyla Wynn/ Dirty Harry
Penny Flame/Chris Evans
Katrina Kraven/Sasha
Myself/ Van Damage

Who do you really dislike and why, (again, besides me)?
Arrogant people. A women who has sex for money by any other name is still a !^&!*.

Well, thanks for taking this time. Is there any product or anything you would like to promote?
I would love for every one to check out my free site at http://www.kamiland.com and buy my new release from Elegant Angel “Who let the Whores Out”

   A naked woman threw rocks at some men and tossed some of her teeth into a Naples canal, naplesnews.com reports.

   When deputies arrived, Tina Belinda Masta, 46, was sort of dressed as she sat on a dock near her home, but then she removed the blanket that was wrapped around her. She also “asked to use some pliers” (apparently to pull more teeth), the sheriff’s report said.

   Yes, she wasn’t sober.