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08.30
11

Rachel Roy Shoes, Izzy Ankle Boots Women’s Shoes Review

by admin ·

4 stars

Boot Maven from PNW, WA on Aug.212011

4out of 5

I just bought these in a dark beige today at Ross for $20, the compare at price was $200 (I’m sure they were probably less expensive though) and by judging Rachel Rachel Roy’s site, the boots I saw on there were quite pricey. They’re no longer on the site however. I’m usually a size 9.5-10 however I purchased the 9.5 over the 10. I feel the boots were pretty true to size and since I live in the Pacific Northwest I’ll probably be wearing them with thick wool socks anyway! They’re stiff right now but they just need time to be worn in. For 20 bucks, I’m really happy and surprised that they’re quality leather, and so soft. They are great for a variety of outfits and I’m sure will suit a lot of styles.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

Rachel Roy Shoes, Izzy Ankle Boots Women’s Shoes
Add some rock ‘n’ roll to your look with the slick, studded Izzy Ankle Boots from Rachel Roy. Gathered details and western-inspired styling are perfect for any urban cowgirl for work or weekends.

08.19
11

FAILBlog FAILS

by admin ·

It’s time for another edition of FAILBlog FAILS! We here in the FAIL cave are known to do some pretty stupid things ourselves. Every once in a while our wonderful users (that’s you!) catch our mistakes before we have a chance to cover them up and/or pretend we were just trolling. Without further ado, here are our best worst FAILs of the past couple weeks:

Our server herped when it was supposed to derp.

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Hover text? We’ll fix it 9 months after we change the name of the site.
I guess.

Ads? Before a video?
Why can’t we just run this site without making any money?

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F*%king arrows, how do they work?

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Okay, this one is just plain mean. We struggled to get our 8th grade dipolmas. Please don’t mock our spelling.

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This fail picture or video was posted on Friday, August 19th, 2011 at 8:00 am

08.11
11

Comparing Adsense and Adbrite

by admin ·

Afro-Squad has been online for well over a decade, and we’ve made tons of other websites over the years. Our websites get thousands of visitors, and we’ve tried a lot of advertising methods.

Google has been by far the most successful advertisor for us. We get hig quality ads, and we make decent money from them. However, we are testing Adbrite on this site to see if they compare to Google.

In the first 10 days of August, we got 24,000 impressions with our Google ads on pro wrestling sites. From those 24K impressions, people clicked our ads 92 times. Google will pay us $28 for those 92 clicks. That equals 30 cents a click.

During our test on Afro-Squad.com, Adbrite got us 13,410 impressions. That means 13K people saw Adbrite advertisements. From those 13K impressions, people clicked the ads 17 times. The fewer clicks per impression than Google may be because of my ad placement. So I can’t necessarily blame Adbrite. However, it is likely that Adbrite just has less interesting ads. It seems that Adbrite ads have nothing to do with my content, probably because they have fewer advertisors. In total, Adbrite will pay me 84 cents for those 17 clicks. That’s about 5 cents a click.

When you compare, Google is paying me six times what Adbrite is paying me. Of course, this often has to do with the type of content. You make more money off of better quality content. For example, you could make $2 a click with a web site about legal advice and less from a site about bikini models. That’s just how the advertising world works.

I have tested Google and Adsense for years, and in every comparision, Google has won out. Google Adsense pays more per click than any advertisor I have ever found online.

04.4
11

Missy and Mandee Taylor Interview (Stars)

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Missy and Mandee Taylor


NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview

NinjaPimp says, “What a set!”

Hello Mandee and Missy. How are you two doing today?

Missy: I’m doing great!
Mandee: Fine.

Can you tell the fans what you are wearing right now?

Missy: A t-shirt and tiny boy shorts, I just woke up.
Mandee: A jean mini skirt, black tank top and a black Element hoodie with pink letters on the front.

And how old are you?

Missy: Just turned 20 on July 31st! :) Happy belated birthday to us!

So you have your own website, but didn’t you just graduate high school?

Missy: Well, we graduated a couple years ago actually, but yes Mandee and I do have our own website! I’m very excited about it!

Is it weird going from high school to being internet models?

Missy: Well, actually I had a job before being an internet model…Hooters waitress :) So I kind of had some time to get used to being looked at as a sexual being. (Laughs).

Phil-Flash is in charge of your site. Who is Phil Flash?

Missy: Hmm, this is a pretty deep question (Laughs). I’m afraid I do not know the “inner” Phil yet, so far he’s perverted and cruel to us models! Just kidding. He’s actually very nice, and extremely fun to work with, although I am waiting for one of these shopping trips the other models talk about being so much fun!
Mandee: He’s Phil…he’s pretty cool, if you like that kinda thing….Just kidding! We came to work with him through Roxxie.

What do your future plans include? What are your career plans?

Missy: For the present future, I plan on doing more and more sets for the site, I can’t wait for the holidays approaching. Oooh, I have some good ideas! Eventually though, lets get serious for a minute :) I want to go back to school, and I’m seriously thinking about becoming a vet. Then again, I am thinking about interior design also. I know, two very different fields. I’ll have to pick one someday.
Mandee: Not sure…I mean, tomorrow, I plan to wake up and probably do something with the day….I don’t know about career plans…I like to think I have a little time to settle on that decision.

Are you fraternal twins?

Missy: No, we are identical twins! People are always assuming that we are not twins, or that we’re fraternal because we don’t look exactly alike to a T anymore. Identical twins are two babies that are from one egg splitting in half. All our DNA is the same. However, lifestyle and such can change your height, weight, hair etc. If we had our hair exactly alike, I bet nobody could tell us apart. (aside from the tattoos, little freckles etc.)
Mandee: You can’t tell us apart, but right now I think anyone could tell us apart, then again, people still get confused….people today at work were confused as to who I was…they thought I was missy and that I myself wasn’t there then I was like “No- I’m me” and they’re like “Oh, well where’s Missy?” I’m like, “uhh she’s not here tonight.”…haha.

No wonder people get confused. Ok, now to high school. Did y’all party a lot in high school? Got any good party secrets about each other?

Missy: Oooh yes I partied a LOT throughout high school. I used to be into clubs and raves, I was a bad bad girl back then, party wise I mean. Nowadays I’m more bad, um, privately? I’m actually kind of over it by now to be honest with you. I occasionally party nowadays, but I’m more into spending time with my dogs, relaxing with good friends, being online, cooking for sure!
Mandee: Ehh… You know everyone’s done some partying here or there etc etc…but I’m not a partier at all now…I might drink maybe like, four times a year if that…it makes me feel like crap

Can you tell us a little about your website? (www.taylortwins.com)

Missy: It’s me and Mandee, identical twin sisters in hot hot poses! You may not believe your eyes! It definitely borders on some of the sister/sister morals. Some of it of course is torture from Phil.
Mandee: Well, It’s an NN site…with twins…the only one with twins actually…So that’s pretty cool that we’re the first ones. :) 2 picture updates a week, journal updates at least once a week and video updates….pretty cool. I think NN is better than nude because it leaves some mystery which is way hotter than just getting what you want. :)

Is this a PG-13 site? If not, what rating would you give it?

Missy: Definitely not! I’ve actually had people complain to me that they didn’t see the 18+ on the start of our website…and they didn’t know how explicit it was. etc. I’d say it’s definitely rated R. Maybe even X, but not XXX because it’s not THAT hardcore.
Mandee: I’d say no…at least rated R..we’re over 18 so everyone looking at us half naked should be too.

Have you ever considered working with the Potter Twins or Cali Marie and Cherish

Missy: I can hook you all up for a sisters pillow fight or something. I just saw the potter twins on your ninjapimp.com site, they are HOT! and the cherish twins, well they are pretttty hardcore, but a pillow fight wouldn’t be so bad ;)
Mandee: Haven’t considered it…..aren’t they in p0rn? We’re not in p0rn….we’re more like sexy “mature content,” I’d say.

Yeah, I guess they are a little more “adult.” A pillow fight between two sets of twins would still be awesome If not the pillow fight, then what other projects are you working on? What are your hobbies?

Missy: Currently we are just focusing on our website since it just started, project wise. My hobbies: Cooking, taking my dogs to the dog park, sewing, occasionally going out dancing, definitely taking pictures! My camera comes almost everywhere with me :)
Mandee: Hhmm…I dunno about all that…but my hobbies well, I guess I could have a number of “hobbies” ranging from drawing to sewing….doing makeup, I dunno…anything creative.

Have you ever checked out Afro-Squad.com? What do you think of the site?

Missy: It’s an awesome site! You gotta love a site with pics of hot girls, and interviews!
Mandee: Fcuk, I love it. It really turns me on. It is the greatest site ever. I actually once slept with KrazyMan. He is great in bed. It is that gigantic wiener!

I liked Mandee’s answer better. On another topic: Do you have anything else to say to your fans?

Missy: I’m having so much fun with our website, I can’t wait to add more sexy/fun photos to it! Thank you so very much to everyone who likes our stuff and has such sweet things to say :)
Mandee: Thanks to everyone who loves/supports our site and I’d like to let you all know that we really do appreciate it and you’re awesome!

04.4
11

Classy Lady Hall of Fame

by admin ·

Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame:
Afro-Squad’s freedom council,
Red Ninja, Jim Bucko, and Ben Autobot recently met to decide who should be apart of the Afro-Squad Hall of Fame.  All of these entrees were voluntarily featured on this page anywhere between 1997 and today.  We feel that these entrees helped make this page great.

Anna MalAnna was one of the hottest babes in early Afro-Squad history.  She received hundreds of votes to become Miss Classy Lady, and she was also a regular participant in our monthly pimp parties.  For all of her participation at Afro-Squad, Anna is one of our first inductees in the Classy Lady Hall of Fame!

 

 


Ayme Jo Wood joined our Miss Classy Lady page when she was only seventeen.  She and her mom were big time supporters of the site, and she did all that she could to promote our site.  Ayme moved on to bigger and better things, and we’d like to honor her with this induction into the Classy Lady Hall of Fame.

 

 

 


Brianna LaneBrianna Lane was one of the first adult models to appear on our non-nude site.  She had a huge following among Afro-Squad fans, and she received hundreds of votes for Miss Classy Lady.  Congrats Brianna on your induction to our Hall of Fame.

 

 

 


Julie Ann Gerhard

Julie Ann Gerhard no longer offers her free website to the net, but in its heyday juliemodel.com was one of the most popular websites around.  She recently posed for American Curves Magazine, and she was one of the first girls featured in our American Girls Gallery.

 

 

 


Darion Michaels, JessicaDarion was one of the first winners of the Miss Classy Lady monthly award, she signed our guestbooks, and she took fan pictures for us… there is no doubt that she deserves a place in the Miss Classy Lady Hall of Fame!  Current rumors tell us she is a mother in Indiana, and other fans have spotted her working at Hooters.

 

 

 


Bobbi BillardBobbi Billard was one of our first big name models to appear on this site.  She was also one of the first truly top heavy girls to be featured on this page.  At a time where Afro-Squad was just a small unknown site, she jumped on board and made us what we are today.  That deserves a spot in the Afro-Squad Classy Lady Hall of Fame.

 

 

 


Cindy PucciCindy was one the first professional models to appear on Afro-Squad.  Although we had scores of beautiful amateur babes, Cindy was the one big fish in a little pond.  Over the course of 3 years on our site, she collected over 3,000 votes in our Miss Classy Lady contest.  That’s a lot of votes!

 

 

 


Cami has been involved with this website for almost six years.  She is one of the most attractive and multi talented girls we have ever met.   She’s done interviews, sent fan pics, and signed our guestbook.  Thanks for being there for us Cami.  You are a great addition to our Hall of Fame.

 

 

 


Cindy James

Cindy did an interview with us and she was a regular in signing our guestbook.  She also got a ton of votes for Miss Classy Lady.  The bottom line is that we just liked Cindy, so we selected her for the Hall of Fame.  Now can you dig that, sucka?

 

 

 

 


04.4
11

Oasis Interview (Star)

by admin ·

Afro-Squad’s Classy Lady
Amateur Web Goddess, Oasis
Oasis Amateur

Oasis, how are you doing tonight?
Today’s the day after Christmas and we had a full day yesterday. I’m recovering :) Sitting on the couch with the laptop, answering some email and watching my Patriots on Monday Night Football.

So where do you live now-a-days?
We’re in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. We spend most of our time here, with trips once a month or so out to Las Vegas, Phoenix or Southern California. We usually also take a couple big trips a year – in the winter to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and in the summer we try to alternate and
visit new places. This summer we’re going to try to do a big trip up the east coast from Miami to Boston.

Can you describe and average work day to us? When do you get up, what do you do in your spare time, how do you prepare for work?
I think my average day is actually pretty mundane. I don’t have a regular job, which is pretty nice, so my schedule is pretty flexible but I do try to stick to a regular schedule just to make sure I get some work done. I usually get up about 8:00 and take my dog for a three mile walk. Then, as I eat breakfast I go through the email that’d come through overnight. I’ll usually spend about an hour answering the most pressing emails. Depending on the day, I’ll edit pictures for an update to my main website, cum2oasis.com, or for one of our other sites (we also run a strickly party site, realorgyparties, a stricktly interracial site, oasiswentblack, and a couple sites for friends of ours like kinkykacey.com). I try to get an update on one of our sites every day, and my main site at least three times a week.

Do you follow the news at all? If so, what do you think about our troops overseas?
I go through phases. Right now, I’m off the news (I decided I was spending way too much time reading cnn.com in the mornings). I most definitely support our troops – I have a couple good friends in Iraq right now and my brother was in the military for a good number of years (he was over for the
first war). I don’t particularly support the war, and I don’t care much for Bush…

Is there anything you would like to say to those troops?
Just to be careful and come back safe. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

We recently e-mailed Jenna Jameson and she told us she was working a business deal with Mike Tyson. What would you think about doing a scene with Iron Mike?
No thanks. He’s not my type. (well, from what I know about him anyway). I actually prefer your average guy to your body-builder or celebrity. Give me a cute computer geek any day :)

We also do a lot of interviews with professional wrestlers. Have you ever been a wrestling fan?
No. professional wrestling is too much of a soap opera for me :)

What has been your favorite video to film?
Our videos aren’t really “professional” … so its not really like filming. we’re out having a good time, and we just happen to have a video camera running. There are very few of our scenes that are scripted at all… and I have to say that the ones that are scripted are my least favorite. Lucky for me that we’re so spontaneous!!

What has been your favorite party?
Again, its very hard to pick just one!! We did a party in New Orleans a few years ago at one of my favorite bars and had about 150 people there, including 30 or so other webgirls. That was a blast…

Who have been your favorite people to work with?
I don’t really work with professional pOrn stars. Probably as close as I could get would be a couple scenes I did with Rodney Moore. I really dig him because he shoots gonzo and is a lot of fun. I’ve shot a whole lot with cathy from cathyscraving.com… not only is she a lot of fun to work with, but she’s also one of my favorite people on the planet.

Is there anyone you don’t like working with?
The great thing about what I do is that I don’t shoot with anyone I don’t like :) I only do what i want to do and when i want to do it. Because I’m not shooting, I’m having fun. If i meet up with someone with the intention of shooting with him/her, and then don’t like them, then I don’t shoot.

I’ve read a lot of reviews and fan blogs, and it seems that you have a huge following. Is there anything you would like to say to your fans?
Come on out and party sometime!!

Do some people get jealous of your success? What do your neighbors think of your career?
My neighbors gave me a little bit of crap after our last big party because too many people were parked in our cul-de-sac, but other than that we haven’t had any problems here in Havasu. Pretty much everyone in town knows who we are and what we do. But no one really cares, which is one of the reasons we’ve lived here for the last five years. we still have a “wild west” attitude where people tend to stay out of other people’s business.

What do you think of Afro-Squad.com?
Oh, I LOVE it :)

Have you checked out our Pimp of the Year pictures?
Who do you think should be Afro-Squad’s 2007 Pimp of the Year?
Snoop for sure! I need to get my dog to grow his hair like that :)

Can you tell us about the “win a date” with Oasis contest?
Its a chance for regular guys out there, my fans (haha), to shoot with me if they’re interested. they need to read my rules and fill out my stud application (at http://cum2oasis.com/stud.htm), and then if I like what they have to say, and their pic, and they can come to where I’m at, they get the chance to come out and have dinner, and most likely even more!

So where do you see yourself in 10 years? Will you be entertaining male fans in front of the screen when you hit 30?
Oh, I’ve already hit 30. working on the big 3-5 now! who knows what I’ll be doing in 10 years. If we’re still having fun with the site, then we’ll still be doing the site. What we do is all about having a good time.

We get to see a lot of the “dirty” Oasis, but can you tell us a little bit about your sweeter side? Do you cry at sad movies, volunteer, or give money to charity?
We did a benefit here in town to raise money for all the pets displaced by hurricane Katrina. We raised $1,500 for the best friends animal society and their rescue efforts. not a whole lot of money, but it was our first time doing something like that and we’ve already committed to make it an annual event to raise money for animal shelters and rescue programs…

Are you a different person when you back home with the family, or are you always the same person we see on the DVDs?
I’ll tell you a story. About six years ago I was driving my sister home from Christmas dinner at my grandmother’s. i don’t know exactly what we were talking about, but I told her about our lifestyle and the website. I expected her to be shocked … but all she said was “oh, I’m not surprised”. I don’t talk sex or parties or p0rn with my family, but my personality doesn’t change.

Before I let you go, do you have any questions for the guys at Afro-Squad?
How do I get to be a Afro-Squad??? :)

A Afro-Squad just represents the stuff that guys love. Since guys already love you, consider yourself an honorary Afro-Squad. Well thanks for the interview. I wish you the best of luck in life.

04.4
11

Cami Waldek Interview (Singer and Model)

by admin ·

Cami, you have an interesting and professional web page. Who does the design?

I do all the design myself…it’s not too detailed, I just use a little web page program and update it nearly every day.

I also noticed that you are on the cover of the movie Vampire Night. What do you think of the film?

It was better than I thought it would be! I was expecting cheesy stuff and it was a spoof on horror films. It was pretty funny. I liked it!

The disclaimer says WARNING: This film contains graphic violence, adult content, a kinky bondage scene, and a lot of biting. Were you involved in any of that?

There was graphic violence and biting in my two scenes… I was also tied up, but I don’t think that’s the bondage scene they are talking about! I’m also in their upcoming film Vampires of Sorority Row II, so I’ll be bitten in that as well.

So, where do you see yourself in ten years? Doing movies, modeling, something else?

Probably not modeling, unless it’s really commercial ad type work. I definitely want to see myself on stage still in 10 years, in musicals. Hopefully doing film, TV, and commercials as well. But I also expect I will have a real job, maybe in entertainment or advertising.

Most internet models and celebrities use a stage name for safety. Is there any reason for the name Cami?

It’s what everyone has called me since I was born, so it’s not really a stage name, though it is not my given name. I prefer not to use my real last name too often though, for privacy.

How have your interactions with fans been?

Basically pretty good. I have a good fan in Norway, one in the UK, one in Canada, and several in the USA. Most are really cool and promote me well! Some try to delve into my real life though to get my home address or full name, and often ask for nude pics or dates. I don’t like that, that is not being a fan, that is being, well, odd.

Can you give an example of some of the weird stuff that might have happened? You know, weird guys asking to date you and stuff.

I’ve had men ask me to be their “travel companion,” escort, and whatnot. Many guys think that since I am a female with photos on the net, I am looking for sex or dates or whatever, and that is not true. I had one mental hospital patient find my business card and call my business number several times demanding photos and that I call him back… that was creepy.

How did you get your start on the internet?

I started using the Net for random stuff in 1995, and then in 1996 I put some acting headshots on the web just to see who might see me. Some photographers asked me to model for them, and I did, and started building a portfolio from there. It sort of snowballed after that, into my own site and everything.

Ok, now what can you share with us that you think that people reading this article might find interesting?

I don’t define myself as a model like many models do. I never had an intention to be a model, but photographers wanted to shoot me. I don’t think of myself as a “model” even though a ton of people do.

Do you have anything for sale on your site?

Currently I have several 8x10s for sale, autographed to the buyer. very soon I will have an 8.5×11 calendar with 2 photos on it for sale autographed, as well as a non-nude but sexy amateur video.

I’ll ask you 5 random fun questions. Are you ready?

What was your favorite 80′s tv show?

Good question! Little House on the Prairie.

If you had a superpower, what would it be?

To be invisible so I could eavesdrop on important stuff and check out my competition during auditions!

What is the greatest state and why?

Well, not Florida. It has to be California or Hawaii. California because you can literally find any class or style of living here, from yuppieville to family suburbs to big city to forever-college towns. Hawaii because it’s almost always warm, humid, with clean air and beaches – a BIG plus for me.

Mr. T or the Terminator, who would win in a fight and why?

Terminator. He has a harder body.

What is the last thing you did before doing this interview?

Drank a girly beer and made a copy of a CD I downloaded all the songs from Napster…

Well, thank you for your time. I hope you have a great evening.

ANYTIME!!!

04.4
11

Mason Raige Interview (Wrestler)

by admin ·

Mason Raige Interview – Afro-Squad Exclusive
by the SnowMan

The first word that springs to mind when one sets eyes on Mason Raige is inevitably – “power.” Standing six feet four inches tall, and 263 lbs of solid muscle, it’s not difficult to see why he is known as professional wrestling’s premier powerhouse.

Mason how are you doing today? I’m doing very well, thanks.

So, where do you wrestle? Wherever the wind takes me. How’s that for philosophical? I’m currently based in Louisville, Kentucky, so I wrestle here in the area. I’m also wrestling in Indiana, Chicago, New York, Ohio, Tennessee, etc. Since you asked, I’m currently accepting bookings, so any promoters who are looking for an added attraction, get in touch with me!

Are there a lot of good wrestling videos of you online? If so, where can we find them. They’re all on my site, www.masonraige.com We’ll be adding some new videos very soon as well, so be sure to check them out. I have some excellent people working on my site, specifically NZPWI Editor Kirsty Quested. She’s top notch and does a great job. My video editor, Marion Velocci, is also extremely talented. Definitely take a look at the 40+ videos we have posted. More are on the way as well.

As you know, Afro-Squad does a lot of wrestling videos. You can find them by visiting our MySpace page and clicking on the videos link. Is there a chance you’ll be wrestling in Florida where we can tape you? I don’t have any upcoming dates in Florida, but I’d love to wrestle there. Like I said, Florida promoters, get in touch with me. You won’t be disappointed! And then we can make some exciting videos.

So how tall are you and how much do you weigh? I’m 6’3 out of wrestling boots and weigh between 255 and 260. If you catch me on a good eating day, it might be a bit more.

We saw you do a one handed gorilla press. That was fantastic. We’ve never seen that before. Is that a regular move for you? Thank you. I do my best to be innovative. I’ve actually seen one or two guys try to copy it, but it’s never as good as the original! There’s nothing worse than carbon copy wrestlers, which we seem to see a lot of these days. I do try to get in the one-handed press when I can. It’s always a possibility when you see Mason Raige in action.

How much do you max? What does a typical bench workout look like for you? My training these days is very systematic and is more about reps and burn than actual poundage. And you should know that the bench press does not measure one’s real strength. But since you asked, I have benched over 400 pounds when I was lifting heavier and have done over 500 pounds for forced reps with a sturdy spot. Now, I’ll work up to the 315 area, sometimes more, sometimes less. But like I said, it’s never about the weight. It’s about how hard one works.

When you hit the gym, what types of things do you really enjoy? What stuff do you usually avoid? Funny you should ask. I enjoy writing and wrote a piece on gym etiquette. I’ll attach it here:

Gym Etiquette

Some of the most bizarre and interesting people can be found in gyms across the country. In my tenure as a weightlifter, I have come across a slew of freaks, geeks, and weirdos. Here are some tips on how to behave in a gym and, more importantly, how to keep away from the oddballs.

1. If you sweat like a pig, carry a towel with you. There is nothing more disgusting than a pool of sweat left on a machine by some sweaty slob. If I’m waiting for a bench, there’s nothing I want to see less than a sweaty outline of your carcass. What kind of person does this?

2. Talk to as few people as you can. People who go to gyms frequently are lonely souls and look to establish relationships with anyone who will make eye contact. Pick a spot on the wall, or stare down at the floor. Better yet, wear a hat and pull it down over your eyes. It may sound anti-social, but you’ll thank me later.

3. Don’t spend 45 minutes on a machine or a bench. Nothing irks me more than some moron who says he has 15 sets left when I ask if he’s almost done. 15 sets, huh? How’s that marathon weightlifting working out for you, you fool? How about I take my size 15 and kick your teeth down your throat?

4. Wear clothes that fit you. Just because they make spandex in your size doesn’t mean you need to wear it. Sweats or shorts and a t-shirt work so well, so why do so many wear outfits that draw attention to their cellulite and low-hanging guts? And pal, there is no reason for those shorts to be as tight as they are. It looks like you’re smuggling plums in your shorts.

5. If at all possible, avoid flexing in the mirror. Hey, we all do it at home, but give me a break if you’re flexing in the gym. I’ve seen Mr. Olympia contestants flex less during a contest than one of these social outcasts. Oh, and to the guys who pull up their shirts in front of the mirror to flex their often non-existent abdominals: not only do you not impress anyone, but you are also really embarrassing yourself…a lot.

6. Invest in a really good Walkman…is that term outdated now or what? One of my best investments was my IPOD. Not only does it protect me from inane conversations and lurking losers who want to ask how I built my delts (if I had a nickel for every time I was asked a fitness question in the gym, I’d have a lot of nickels), but I have over 1300 songs that set the tone of my workout. Tones range from intense to ultra-intense to get the hell out of my way to Mason Raige is in the house! If the tone is Raige, a lot of poundage is going to be moved, so stay on your toes. They say that music soothes the most savage beast, but my IPOD is responsible for just how animalistic my workout will be.

7. Lift what you can handle. So many morons want to impress the gym rats and stack weights on the bar that they couldn’t lift if they had two friends on either side of the bar plus a big, big bowl of Wheaties right before they came to the gym. It’s been said a million times, but it’s not how much you lift; it’s what you do with the weight you’re lifting. Whenever someone asks me what my max is, I know right away that I’m talking to someone who is either a buffoon or knows nothing about weightlifting. Sometimes it’s a buffoon who knows nothing about anything, so I generally just walk away using a very brisk pace.

8. This one is simple: if you want to practice your pick-up lines or carry on deep, meaningful conversations, go to a Starbucks or to a club. You don’t belong in the gym, and nobody likes you.

9. Working out in jeans, sandals, shorts with dress socks, shorts with dress shoes, or a sweater makes you look like a real clown. Workout attire is quite affordable, so invest in some.

10. If you’re one who walks around like you’re carrying suitcases, you are a jackass. Flailing your arms outward and pretending your lats are much more developed than they are is fooling nobody, and, believe me, many people are laughing at you. I met Dorian Yates, who is easily one of the most freakish bodybuilders in history, and his arms didn’t flail as much as some of the yahoos I see in the gym. Walk like a human and not an ape. That shouldn’t be too hard to remember.

What are your thoughts on supplements? When you go to a store like GNC, what do you stock up on? I’m pretty basic when it comes to supplements. A good protein powder should be the staple for anyone. I’m a big fan of Gaspari products like SuperPump and SizeOn. MuscleTech Products are really good as well. I usually try different products and will continue to use something if it works well. A pre-workout Speed Stack is always nice. My favorite supplement though is InStone chocolate pudding. I can’t get enough of that stuff!

What are your thoughts on pain killers? I am sure there are times where you are in pain. What’s the best way to fight pain? Pain is a big part of wrestling, but I’m not one who takes pills. I usually don’t even take Advil if I have a headache. I’ve always been that way and luckily have always been healthy. I do know a lot of people who have had problems with pill addictions, which is another reason why I don’t go that route. However, I don’t have an addictive personality, so I would take medication properly if prescribed I guess. But there’s a big difference between use and abuse with anything, especially controlled substances.

What are your thoughts on steroids and HGH? I’ll go on record now and say I’m probably the least educated wrestler when it comes to steroids and HGH. I truly know nothing about them. They’re just not for me. I live a healthy lifestyle and have been blessed with good genetics and an excellent work ethic, so I steer clear of drugs of any kind. The way I figure it is that as long as there are giants in wrestling over 7 feet tall and over 400 pounds, why should I risk my well being to add 15-20 pounds of muscle? Will it really make that much of a difference? I’ll be fit and in the gym until the day I die, so I’ve chosen the best path for me. However, I’m not casting dispersions on those who use performance-enhancing drugs. To each his own.

Do you think wrestling could exist today without the use of illegal pain killers, alcohol, and steroids? Are you saying that drugs are what make wrestling what it is? That’s a silly question. Wrestling is built upon athletics, storylines, and larger-than-life characters. Although it seems as if drugs are running rampant in wrestling, people have to remember that each athlete makes his own choices in life.

Who have been your most well known opponents? Working down in OVW has afforded me the opportunity to be in the ring with some of today’s top WWE stars and future stars I’ve also been up to Raw and Smackdown a few times and have worked out with a lot of very popular stars.

How long have you been wrestling? January will be five years. I stepped into the ring for the first time in January 2003.

What are some of your biggest matches? As long as there are people in the seats, every match is a big match. Wrestling the Dudley Boyz in Long Island’s NYWC was a big match in front of a very large crowd. Honestly, too many to list. All are important at the time, and then it’s on to the next one.

What do you love about wrestling? Unfortunately, most of what I love no longer is seen. I loved the larger-than-life characters, the slow and methodical feud builds, and the storytelling that went on both inside and outside of the ring. I loved Piper’s Pit, Hulkamania, the Superfly Splash, the short promos in the corner of the screen during a match, and the banter between Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan. Wrestling captivated me as a young kid and drew me in deeper than I could’ve ever imagined.

What was your biggest (or one of your biggest) mistake(s) in wrestling? Probably starting too late in my life. A lot of guys start in their early teens, but I didn’t get started until later. However, I went to college, got a BA, then earned an MA and etched out a great career as an English teacher before even stepping in a ring. Although I started a bit late, I brought a lot of life experience and intellect into the ring. Some wrestlers can’t even spell intellect!

What injuries have you had? Thankfully, nothing too serious. My worst injury was a torn adductor muscle that kept me out of action for almost five months. It was extremely painful, and I kept aggravating it until I took off the time to heal.

Have you ever injured anyone? If so, how? Isn’t that the goal of any fight? I don’t understand the question. Any time my hand is raised and my opponent is sprawled out on the canvas, I’d assume he’s injured. (No, I’ve never injured anyone, thank God).

Is there anything you would like to promote? Maybe a website, promotion, or t-shirt… Of course! Check out www.masonraige.com There are photos, videos, writings, and great merchandise like $10 t-shirts, DVDs, hats, and even watches! I’m all about the merch! Quality merch!

Is there anything else you would like to talk about? Sure, let’s talk more about me. Mason Raige. The Modern Day Man of Steel. Pro Wrestling’s Premier Powerhouse. Keep your eyes on me as I plan to do big things in the wrestling business. YOU CAN’T CAGE THE RAIGE!

Thanks for your time. My pleasure. You guys keep up the good work! Long live Afros!

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Pamela Kay Interview (Model)

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Pamela KayNinjaPimp Exclusive Interview:
Pamela Kay, Professional Model
Good morning Pamela, how are you doing today?
Nice to be here with you and your fans. I’m honored.

Let me get right down to business… can you tell the audience what you are wearing right now? Light pink tube top and grey sweatpants

Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with your work. Are you new to the internet?
Completely new! J I’ve been doing commercial and print modeling, TV hosting and a little movie work, but hope to get my website up and running very soon. The url will be www.pamelakay.net and it’s under construction. I’d love to invite everyone to check it out in the near future. Initially, it will be a free site. In the meantime, if someone is interested in my work, they can contact my agent at 601-898-9221or www.swagency.net.

Like many models, you contacted us about doing an interview. Where did you first hear about www.ninjapimp.com?
I came across your site by accident and found it creative, witty and fun!

That’s interesting. Most people think we are weird and uncreative… Anyway, besides looking good in a bikini, what are some of your hobbies?
I love animals: playing with my three cats and white German Shepard and love horseback riding, too. I’m an amateur photographer, but I still shoot old school 35 mill. I love to shop at garage sales and second hand stores. I?m also really into holistic nutrition and working out. Probably not the sexy answers you were looking for?

What style modeling will you do, and what style modeling won’t you do?
I?m pretty comfortable with anything done in a tasteful and classy way. A little mystery and something left to the imagination is very sexy?Ludacris sings about, ?being a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets??for me some things are best kept in private.

What are some of your important stats? How tall are you, what are your measurements?
I?m a natural blonde with highlights and green eyes, 5?6? and my measurement are 34D-25-36 and for the guys with foot fetishes, I wear a 7, and almost always wear 3? heels or higher.

Who are your role models?
It depends, physically, I love Carmen Electra?s body type and Divini Rae. Curvy girls are sexy and hot and I?m proud that JLo and Beyonce have brought positive attention to all of us curvy girls. I?m a huge fan of Sean Connery, Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn. Sean is an absolutely amazing actor and still the sexiest man on earth. Chevy and Goldie are incredibly funny and I admire people who don?t take themselves too seriously. I?m also a huge fan of LL Cool J. He?s too sexy and talented. I really admire Les Brown, too. He?s a motivational speaker and he said, ?Someone else?s opinion of you, does not have to become your reality?. Great quote to think about.

So do you have a professional photographer that you regularly work with?
Carlton Mickle is the best- www.carltonmickle.com. My career in New Orleans took off after he photographed me. He is a perfectionist, really creative and fun. He is now in Dallas.

Do you mind if we move to some more fun questions? Here at NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps. In fact, we have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of the Year. Who do you think should be next year’s Pimp of the Year?
Absolutely, Pink Panther Pimp, just because he’s really cool. I actually have all the old Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies!

We’ve interviewed tons of people. Playboy models, world record holders, world famous professional wrestlers… but you seem to be a relative newcomer. Can you tell us a few fun facts about yourself?
I’m kind of silly, like to laugh and try to always put a positive spin on things. I’m attracted to a man that has a great personality, isn’t arrogant and can make me laugh. Age does not matter of course, over 18. I love to take naps and the only networks I watch are VH1 and Im addicted to all that celebrity gossip sad to say. I (also) photo doubled for Kate Winslet on All the King?s Men and couldn’t fit in her shoes. She wears an 11! Lastly, if you met me in person, I’m actually pretty conservative, but modeling let’s me explore a different side of myself.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? Hopefully it has to do with being topless or accidentally flashing somebody.
Sorry, no nudity here. The most embarrassing time was in the 8th grade. I was laughing and accidentally let one rip and was horrified. I blamed it on the poor guy in front of me and he denied it. The next thing we knew, the class clown yelled across the room that the guy in front of me had done it. Poor thing, he looked so confused with everyone laughing at him. I really think he ended up thinking he had done it. Whew! That was a close one!:)

Is there anyone you have a secret crush on?
David Hasselhoff, Sean Connery and LL Cool J are all pretty hot in their own ways.

David Hasselhoff, huh? I always wondered who liked him. Well, thanks for your time. You are, and have been, wonderful.
Keep up the great interviews and thanks for having me. It was a pleasure to be here.

Well it was great to have you.

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Killer Kowalski Jr. Interview (Wrestler)

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Killer Kowalski Jr.
With SnowMan

Killer, how are you doing today? I’m doing great, thanks for asking.

Can you tell our fans about the relationship you have with your father? Is Killer Kowalski Sr. a blood relative? We have great relationship. I’m just like him in the ring, so don’t piss me off. I just might tear your ear off.

I guess one of the first things we need to talk about is your size? How tall are you? How much do you weigh? I’m 7 feet 2 inches tall and weight 288 lbs!

When did you break into wrestling? I started my training in 1997, and had my first match about 4 month’s after I started. I picked it up quite fast. I was a natural. How could I not be?

Are you an active wrestler? If so, can you tell us a little about what you are up to now-a-days? Where do you wrestle? Yes I try to wrestle 2 or 3 times a summer, but I’m getting back into shape and I’m currently looking for more work, so if anyone is interested they can contact me through email at kowalskijr@yahoo.com

What did you do before you got into wrestling? Tried playing college basketball at Syracuse University, but I got injured said to heck with it. I went to work at UPS which is where I’ve been for 24 years.

Who are your favorite opponents? Larry Zbyszko. We had a great match last time we wrestled down in Virginia. King Kong Bundy, Tony Atlas,Barry Hardy were great. I also teamed-up with Nicolai Volkoff!

Have you seen our site www.afro-squad.com? If so, what do you think of it? I think it’s a fantastic site! You have a lot interesting interviews! Once I started reading the interviews, I couldn’t stop! In fact once I’m done with this interview, I’m going right back to reading some more from your site!!!

Can you tell us about your Dad’s wrestling school? He now trains at the Chaotic wrestling school. The building in Malden MA. where the school was located has been torn down; too bad, there was a lot of history in that old building.

What are some of your hobbies? Working out. Keeping in shape. Playing poker.

What are your thoughts on the death of Chris Benoit? Never knew him, it’s a very sad situation.

What are your thoughts on steroids in wrestling? I don’t use them, and I don’t want to use them.

What would you change about the wrestling industry if you had the chance? I would bring it back to the kayfabe era,

Is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about? Nope.

Thanks for your time and good luck in your future. Thank-you