08.17
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Pawlenty Drops Out
August 16, 2011 |
ISSUE 47•33
Following a poor showing in the Iowa straw poll, former Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty announced Sunday he was no longer seeking to become the Republican nominee for president. What do you think?
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I don’t see how this is going to help his campaign at all.
Damon Chater
Hand Embroiderer
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When Ron Paul beats you with hand-painted plywood signs left over from 2007, it’s definitely time to pack it up.
Julie Steltmann
Trust-Vault Clerk
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If he can’t handle the results of some silly straw poll, how would he have handled bombing Iran? I need someone who can handle a straw poll and bomb Iran.
Jay Diblasi
Goods Layer
Recent American Voices
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Bert And Ernie Not Gay
08.15.11 | ISSUE 47•33
Reacting to an online petition calling for Muppets Bert and Ernie to marry, Sesame Street released a statement on its Facebook page explaining that the duo are just friends and do not have a sexual orientation.
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Iowa Straw Poll Saturday
08.12.11 | ISSUE 47•33
The first major indicator of Republican presidential candidates’ viability, the Iowa Straw Poll, takes place this Saturday.
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Magazine Sales Continue Downward Trend
08.11.11 | ISSUE 47•32
Newsstand sales of magazines decreased 9.2 percent in the first half of 2011. What do you think?
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Are Sack Lunches Unsafe?
08.10.11 | ISSUE 47•32
A study published in the journal Pediatrics showed that most meats and vegetables parents packed in their children’s lunches were not kept in a safe temperature range once at school.
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Solar Activity Has Electric Companies On Alert
08.09.11 | ISSUE 47•32
Three large explosions on the surface of the sun may affect satellite technology, communication systems, and the power grid.
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08.16
11
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Bert And Ernie Not Gay
August 15, 2011 |
ISSUE 47•33
Reacting to an online petition calling for Muppets Bert and Ernie to marry, Sesame Street released a statement on its Facebook page explaining that the duo are just friends and do not have a sexual orientation. What do you think?
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It seems like the show is missing a great opportunity to teach preschoolers about sex.
Eric Davis
Systems Analyst
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The petition-writers clearly don’t know their Sesame Street history. The construction workers Biff and Sully were the ones who truly pushed an aggressive gay agenda in the 1970s.
Zelma Wash
Heel Gouger
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If you’re looking for gay puppets, I just finished watching Sexame Streak and I highly recommend it.
Lew Williams
Unemployed
Recent American Voices
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Iowa Straw Poll Saturday
08.12.11 | ISSUE 47•33
The first major indicator of Republican presidential candidates’ viability, the Iowa Straw Poll, takes place this Saturday.
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Magazine Sales Continue Downward Trend
08.11.11 | ISSUE 47•32
Newsstand sales of magazines decreased 9.2 percent in the first half of 2011. What do you think?
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Are Sack Lunches Unsafe?
08.10.11 | ISSUE 47•32
A study published in the journal Pediatrics showed that most meats and vegetables parents packed in their children’s lunches were not kept in a safe temperature range once at school.
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Solar Activity Has Electric Companies On Alert
08.09.11 | ISSUE 47•32
Three large explosions on the surface of the sun may affect satellite technology, communication systems, and the power grid.
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Groups Oppose Perry’s Prayer Meeting
08.08.11 | ISSUE 47•32
Several groups, including the Texas ACLU, have voiced their opposition to Texas governor Rick Perry’s participation in a day of Christian prayer and fasting this past weekend, saying it violates the separation of church and state.
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08.13
11
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The first major indicator of Republican presidential candidates’ viability, the Iowa Straw Poll, takes place this Saturday. What do you think?
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Hands down my favorite quadrennial GOP formality in the entire Midwest.”
Rose Lewis
Systems Analyst
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Yeah, but the state is only one-third of the way through its candidate pancake-breakfast cycle, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.
Mayer Brown
Mortgage Clerk
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As a Santorum 2012 street team member, I can’t tell you how excited I am that the merciful end is finally near.
Stephen Hyde
Base Filler
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