NiniaPimp Magazine

This is Laura’s first modeling gig.  We took these pictures near East Bay Race Track, which is on the east side of Tampa Bay.  These pictures are from NinjaPimp.com.  (Leave comments if you want to be in the next set of photos.)

Laura is here with a 2009 Ford Mustang.  Our amateur photographer and Laura took these pictures in late November 2011, and there will be many more photo sets coming up.

Cami, you have an interesting and professional web page. Who does the design?

I do all the design myself…it’s not too detailed, I just use a little web page program and update it nearly every day.

I also noticed that you are on the cover of the movie Vampire Night. What do you think of the film?

It was better than I thought it would be! I was expecting cheesy stuff and it was a spoof on horror films. It was pretty funny. I liked it!

The disclaimer says WARNING: This film contains graphic violence, adult content, a kinky bondage scene, and a lot of biting. Were you involved in any of that?

There was graphic violence and biting in my two scenes… I was also tied up, but I don’t think that’s the bondage scene they are talking about! I’m also in their upcoming film Vampires of Sorority Row II, so I’ll be bitten in that as well.

So, where do you see yourself in ten years? Doing movies, modeling, something else?

Probably not modeling, unless it’s really commercial ad type work. I definitely want to see myself on stage still in 10 years, in musicals. Hopefully doing film, TV, and commercials as well. But I also expect I will have a real job, maybe in entertainment or advertising.

Most internet models and celebrities use a stage name for safety. Is there any reason for the name Cami?

It’s what everyone has called me since I was born, so it’s not really a stage name, though it is not my given name. I prefer not to use my real last name too often though, for privacy.

How have your interactions with fans been?

Basically pretty good. I have a good fan in Norway, one in the UK, one in Canada, and several in the USA. Most are really cool and promote me well! Some try to delve into my real life though to get my home address or full name, and often ask for nude pics or dates. I don’t like that, that is not being a fan, that is being, well, odd.

Can you give an example of some of the weird stuff that might have happened? You know, weird guys asking to date you and stuff.

I’ve had men ask me to be their “travel companion,” escort, and whatnot. Many guys think that since I am a female with photos on the net, I am looking for sex or dates or whatever, and that is not true. I had one mental hospital patient find my business card and call my business number several times demanding photos and that I call him back… that was creepy.

How did you get your start on the internet?

I started using the Net for random stuff in 1995, and then in 1996 I put some acting headshots on the web just to see who might see me. Some photographers asked me to model for them, and I did, and started building a portfolio from there. It sort of snowballed after that, into my own site and everything.

Ok, now what can you share with us that you think that people reading this article might find interesting?

I don’t define myself as a model like many models do. I never had an intention to be a model, but photographers wanted to shoot me. I don’t think of myself as a “model” even though a ton of people do.

Do you have anything for sale on your site?

Currently I have several 8x10s for sale, autographed to the buyer. very soon I will have an 8.5×11 calendar with 2 photos on it for sale autographed, as well as a non-nude but sexy amateur video.

I’ll ask you 5 random fun questions. Are you ready?

What was your favorite 80′s tv show?

Good question! Little House on the Prairie.

If you had a superpower, what would it be?

To be invisible so I could eavesdrop on important stuff and check out my competition during auditions!

What is the greatest state and why?

Well, not Florida. It has to be California or Hawaii. California because you can literally find any class or style of living here, from yuppieville to family suburbs to big city to forever-college towns. Hawaii because it’s almost always warm, humid, with clean air and beaches – a BIG plus for me.

Mr. T or the Terminator, who would win in a fight and why?

Terminator. He has a harder body.

What is the last thing you did before doing this interview?

Drank a girly beer and made a copy of a CD I downloaded all the songs from Napster…

Well, thank you for your time. I hope you have a great evening.

ANYTIME!!!

Wrestling Star – Vain, Interview
Vain is a very successful wrestling manager and diva who works on the Gulf Coast.

Hooter’s Waitress Sally Interview

NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview:
Pamela Kay, Professional Model
Good morning Pamela, how are you doing today?
Nice to be here with you and your fans. I’m honored.

Let me get right down to business… can you tell the audience what you are wearing right now? Light pink tube top and grey sweatpants

Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with your work. Are you new to the internet?
Completely new! J I’ve been doing commercial and print modeling, TV hosting and a little movie work, but hope to get my website up and running very soon. The url will be www.pamelakay.net and it’s under construction. I’d love to invite everyone to check it out in the near future. Initially, it will be a free site. In the meantime, if someone is interested in my work, they can contact my agent at 601-898-9221or www.swagency.net.

Like many models, you contacted us about doing an interview. Where did you first hear about www.ninjapimp.com?
I came across your site by accident and found it creative, witty and fun!

That’s interesting. Most people think we are weird and uncreative… Anyway, besides looking good in a bikini, what are some of your hobbies?
I love animals: playing with my three cats and white German Shepard and love horseback riding, too. I’m an amateur photographer, but I still shoot old school 35 mill. I love to shop at garage sales and second hand stores. I?m also really into holistic nutrition and working out. Probably not the sexy answers you were looking for?

What style modeling will you do, and what style modeling won’t you do?
I?m pretty comfortable with anything done in a tasteful and classy way. A little mystery and something left to the imagination is very sexy?Ludacris sings about, ?being a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets??for me some things are best kept in private.

What are some of your important stats? How tall are you, what are your measurements?
I?m a natural blonde with highlights and green eyes, 5?6? and my measurement are 34D-25-36 and for the guys with foot fetishes, I wear a 7, and almost always wear 3? heels or higher.

Who are your role models?
It depends, physically, I love Carmen Electra?s body type and Divini Rae. Curvy girls are sexy and hot and I?m proud that JLo and Beyonce have brought positive attention to all of us curvy girls. I?m a huge fan of Sean Connery, Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn. Sean is an absolutely amazing actor and still the sexiest man on earth. Chevy and Goldie are incredibly funny and I admire people who don?t take themselves too seriously. I?m also a huge fan of LL Cool J. He?s too sexy and talented. I really admire Les Brown, too. He?s a motivational speaker and he said, ?Someone else?s opinion of you, does not have to become your reality?. Great quote to think about.

So do you have a professional photographer that you regularly work with?
Carlton Mickle is the best- www.carltonmickle.com. My career in New Orleans took off after he photographed me. He is a perfectionist, really creative and fun. He is now in Dallas.

Do you mind if we move to some more fun questions? Here at NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps. In fact, we have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of the Year. Who do you think should be next year’s Pimp of the Year?
Absolutely, Pink Panther Pimp, just because he’s really cool. I actually have all the old Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies!

We’ve interviewed tons of people. Playboy models, world record holders, world famous professional wrestlers… but you seem to be a relative newcomer. Can you tell us a few fun facts about yourself?
I’m kind of silly, like to laugh and try to always put a positive spin on things. I’m attracted to a man that has a great personality, isn’t arrogant and can make me laugh. Age does not matter of course, over 18. I love to take naps and the only networks I watch are VH1 and Im addicted to all that celebrity gossip sad to say. I (also) photo doubled for Kate Winslet on All the King?s Men and couldn’t fit in her shoes. She wears an 11! Lastly, if you met me in person, I’m actually pretty conservative, but modeling let’s me explore a different side of myself.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? Hopefully it has to do with being topless or accidentally flashing somebody.
Sorry, no nudity here. The most embarrassing time was in the 8th grade. I was laughing and accidentally let one rip and was horrified. I blamed it on the poor guy in front of me and he denied it. The next thing we knew, the class clown yelled across the room that the guy in front of me had done it. Poor thing, he looked so confused with everyone laughing at him. I really think he ended up thinking he had done it. Whew! That was a close one!:)

Is there anyone you have a secret crush on?
David Hasselhoff, Sean Connery and LL Cool J are all pretty hot in their own ways.

David Hasselhoff, huh? I always wondered who liked him. Well, thanks for your time. You are, and have been, wonderful.
Keep up the great interviews and thanks for having me. It was a pleasure to be here.

Well it was great to have you.

Afro-Squad Exclusive Interview
Lexington Deja Vu Stripper Iesha
by the Red Ninja

Iesha, how are you doing today?  I’m doing great.  How are you?

Fine.  Let’s start with the obvious.  Is Iesha your real name?  You don’t look like an Iesha?  No, it is a stage name.  On my first day of work, I didn’t realize that I needed a name.  The song Iesha was playing, so I chose that.

Well, that is very creative.  Do you have a cool stripper last name as well?  If not, I recommend Star… considering how many stars you have tattooed on your body.  No, I don’t have a last name.  For some reason Deja Vu doesn’t let you change your name.

Weird.  I think it would be a good way to promote yourself.  So, who are your friends here at the club?  I am good friends with Lacey.  She’s a real cutie.

I haven’t seen much of Lacey.  Where is she now?  She’s in the back text messaging.  People say she’s a lesbian, so she only comes out with the guys when she has to.

Well it is pretty empty in here.  I can see why she is writing her girlfriend.  By the way, have you ever had a lesbian affair?  Well, I had a girlfriend for a while.  However, we broke up.  I found out that she was cheating on me.  She bought a dildo, and she used it on a friend before she used it on me!  I was like, “What the hell?  Don’t even touch me with that!”

Wow, that’s very tacky.  You know, that never happens to me.  You know what else, I am thirsty.  Where is the waitress anyway?  I don’t know.  I heard she quit.  You can ask the bouncer for a drink.

Isn’t he carrying a machete?  What’s up with that?  Yeah, he thinks it makes him look intimidating.  It is a real machete.

Nice club.  I’ll wait for a drink. So what’s the story with the VIP room?  Well, it is $100 for a half hour.  You get a half hour lap dance with plenty of friction.  I’ll even take off my panties, if you like.  It is also quieter.  We can talk and nobody can see what we are doing.

What about the drinks.  Do you get a kickback if I buy you a drink?  Yeah, if you buy me a $5 drink, I get $3.  The waitress gets one dollar (plus tip) and the bar gets a dollar.

Would you prefer a $3 tip or a drink?  I prefer the tip.  I am not thirsty.

How much do you make off a $20 lap dance?  I see about 7 to $10 dollars of that.  We get a different percentage.  The more lap dances we get, the larger percentage we make.

I didn’t realize there was so much math here.  It is easy, we mostly use one dollar bills.

How often do the girls have to ask you if you want a lap dance?  Every three or four songs.  There is a light that comes on and then it does, we have to make the rounds.

What piercings and tattoos do you have?  I have several stars going around my waist.  I also have a cross tattooed on my lower stomach.  Furthermore, I have nine piercings.  Five are in the ears.  Two in the nips.  One in the lip, and i have one down there.

Wow, that’s a lot of holes for one girl.  How old are you.  I am twenty eight.

Where are you from?  I’ve lived a few places.  I grew up in Gross Pointe Farms, MI.  Then I moved north to Mio, MI.

I’ve never been to Michigan.  So, what brings you to Kentucky?  I like the warm weather.  It is nice here.  My brother used to live here, so it made sense.

Have you done any modeling?  Yeah, I worked for NationalBeauties.com.  They were supposed to pay me royalties, but they never did.  They are out of business now.  Screw them!  I also did some album covers for a local band.

You kind of look like a friend of mine, Melissa Milton.  She’s one of the Milton Twins.  In fact, you also look like another girl (at this club) Kimberly.  Have you heard that before?  Yeah, we get that a lot.  She’s only 18 though.

Well, don’t you think that the three of us should get together and hang out in the VIP room?  I definitely agree.  You look very much like a VIP to me.

NinjaPimp’s Maria Elgin Exclusive Interview

Maria, how long have you been modeling for?
About 5 years.

What do you think people would most likely remember you from?
On-line contests.

By the way, how are you doing today?
If I were any better, I would be twins.

Your bio says you are 5’10″. Is it a modeling advantage to be a taller
girl?
Definitely!

I always try to do interesting interviews. Ones where the reader can learn a little about you girls. So, here is an insightful question. What is your goal in life?
To leave a lasting impression….To touch every soul I come in
contact with. To leave sunshine in my tracks….

Ok, now here is a more fun question. What was the last dream you had that you can remember.
I dreamed I was in the mind of a panther and walked in his
path thinking his thoughts smelling his smells, listening to his heart.

So the guys reading will know, what kind of modeling will you do and what won’t you do?
I have done all types of jobs from swimwear and lingerie ads
to dressing in character such as Xena Warrior of Wonder Woman. I won’t do nudes.

Then what was your most interesting photo shoot?
Shooting for a comic book character. Crazy costumes and lots of fun.

Maria EglinTell us about your TampaBaybes CD rom that I read about on their web page.
It is the coolest. These guys in Tampa approached me about it and we shot it in a secluded park and a cemetery. It has several action shots and candid moments along with a calendar and screen saver. It was a hoot to do!!

What models have you worked with and tell us about some of them.
I have been fortunate to work with sweet gals like Grace Grimes and Trisha Wilds. Also Rhiannon and Charissa Thompson. It is always fun to learn from the pros!!

Here are a few fun questions. :) Ready?
Sure!

If you could meet any person, who would it be?
Harry Houdini

If you were a type of Candy, what would you be and why?
A chewy gooey piece of caramel. It would take longer to eat me…..

See, this is kinda fun. What is your secret talent? Come on, I know you have one.
Well, I am not very talented but on occasion I like to write a little poetry or a short story.

Aliens, fact or fiction?
FACT

Breast Implants. What are your thoughts on them?
I think a woman should do whatever makes her feel sexy and warm inside. If larger breasts will help then so be it!!

Ok, a few last questions. When you have visited my pages, what do you think?
Awww… you know I think you are the coolest. I love your site.

What do you think of the people who e-mail you about your page?
I think I am so lucky to have the support of the fans on the net. They have all treated me so well. Big hugs to each and every one!!

Well, thanks for you time.

Myla, how are you doing today?
I’m doing good thanks, how are you doing today?

I’m doing well.  I’m excited to learn more about you.  First off, what are you wearing?
Pajamas

Do you have any nicknames or anything? Your long name seems suited for a nickname?
Well my first name is Myla, so people usually just call that. :) I just go by the full name for work.

How did you get into modeling? NinjaPimp’s Crazyman once got some glamour shots done, but nobody was interested in buying them.
I was 14 and my mothers friend who was an actress “discovered” me. I was signed the next week.

How can people learn more about you? Don’t you have a MySpace page? Can you tell us about your primary website?
Yes, my MySpace page has my blog, and my professional website with some of my modeling photos, my acting reel, and a fan forum is http://www.MylaLeighChenoa.com

So what do you do for fun?
I love to go clubbing, hanging out with friends and I’m just really spontaneous which means I love doing crazy and dumb stuff. So if it’s buying blocks of ice in the middle of winter, sneaking onto a golf course and riding the ice down the hill, that’s what’s going down for the evening. Yes, I’ve actually done that.

What are your favorite reality shows?
Well Flavor of Love has been pretty crazy. Celebrity Fit Club is always amusing and gotta give props to Surreal Life. I also love Survivor.

What’s the most adult modeling you have ever done?
I’m ashamed to say that I tested for Playboy. I’m glad I didn’t end up in the magazine.

We’ve seen a rash of celebrity adult videos. What do you think of all of these celebrity movies?
I don’t know what you mean. Are you talking about their home sex tapes that are being released?

Who are your favorite MySpace friends?
The polite and respectful ones:)

What do you love about modeling?
I love creating beautiful images

What do you hate about modeling?
The demanding schedule

What is your most embarrassing moment?
I’ll keep that to myself;)

What do you think of all of these child models on the net? Should somebody shut them down?
Absolutely! I was a child model and I was with an agency who watched out for me. I can’t imagine being a kid and running into who knows what. Just look at how many kids have disappeared. It’s sickening!

I agree. Do you have a nemesis? If so, who is it?
Adrianna Lima, haha

That’s interesting. The Red Ninja said that he hates her too. He has agreed to kick her in the face.  Anyway, what is one of your pet peeves?
Liars and people who are mean to others. They’re equal in the top pet peeve department.

You look like a professional model. What do you think of these girls with webcams who call themselves models?
They’re webcam girls. If they want to refer to themselves as models, then I think they should always include webcam in front of it. Most models distinguish themselves; fashion model, promotional model, etc. They’re no different, they should say webcam model.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I don’t know. I don’t really plan ahead.

I hear ya’.  So do you love AfroSquad and NinjaPimp?
Absolutely ;)

Anyway, it was great having you.
Thank you so much for having me!

I’d love to have you again.

The Bomb Twinz, Dezire and Woody

www.BombTwinz.com

So, how are you doing today? I am stressing today. Booking last minute models for events and I am on the phone non-stop talking to different contacts… but I ALWAYS have time for Afro-Squad.com!

Can you introduce yourself? Hi, my name is DEZ!RE and if you f’ with me, I will f’ with you ten times harder! I have an identical twin sister—Woody, and together, we are known as the BOMBTWINZ.

I can only imagine how cool it would be for you to f’ me ten times harder, but that isn’t important right now. What do you and your sister do for a living?
I am a full-time student double majoring in Psychology and Behavioral Science. I am a behavioral specialist. I work with adult clients who have psychological disorders, the Project Manager for a marketing company, a spokes model, a supporting actress in a drama series, the President of the National Honor Society in Psychology, and I model on the side when I have time.

My twin sister Woody is a nursing major who just got kicked out of the accelerated [3.9+ gpa] nursing program because of her LOOKS [F' SJSU] and she works at a photo lab and hooks everyone up with the dopest pictures! =)

What has been your biggest modeling gigs? Modeling for an upscale hair salon, a couple band posters/fliers, Ralph Lauren Polo, and a runway show for Tommy Lees club.

Do you have any projects coming up? Hosting a huge party in the Bay Area, Photoshoots in Hawai’i, some runway shows stretching from the bay area all the way down to San Diego, HIN in August, another runway show in New York City, and possibly hosting a party in Miami.

Can you tell us about your MySpace page? Who runs it? I manage my own MySpace page because I stay true and loyal to all of the friends I have made on there. I changed my display name to BOMBTWINZ so I would not be searchable by the companies I work for [it would completely affect my career as a psychologist]. I try and make as many videos as possible to keep my page entertaining. So far, it is working! MySpace.com/bombtwinz or check out my youtube.com page.

Do you work for a modeling agency? If so, where do you work? Nope, I would rather keep all the money I earn for myself! ha ha. My sister and I are very dependent and can manage things on our own–for now, however, if things get too hectic and we start booking with larger companies, an agency could come in handy.

What will and what won’t you do in modeling? We will try anything except implied or nude! Some things should be kept for the imagination ;)

What are your hobbies? Pouring salt onto snails and then watching them bubble, squeezing citris onto cuts, picking dried nasal mucus and rolling them into balls, casually flicking them onto annoying people, running with scissors in my hands to pretend I am Edward Scissor hands, sniffing gasoline at gas stations, cutting people off and carving snow into their faces while snowboarding, traveling to tropical places, harassing boys, and checking out Afro-Squad.com! We love the AfroSquad. It is better than gay p0rn.

What are your guilty pleasures? Oh god. Downloading gay p0rn [men] no, seriously, m@sturbating at least twice a day, binging on junk food once or twice—maybe even thrice a week and um, some other pleasures should really be kept secret!

What are your favorite movies? American Pie, Dangerous Minds, The Sixth Sense, Dumb and Dumber, Monsters Inc., Set It Off, Finding Nemo, Bad Boys II, American History X, Misery, Miss Congeniality, GOONIES, Drop Dead Fred

Do you do any charity work? If not, what was the last nice thing you did for somebody? My family does a lot of charity work as a whole. We donate money to villages in Vietnam or hold community buffets for the poor. I am planning to travel to Vietnam soon to visit a village where all the lepers are sent. Here, I have contributed over 100 community service hours to a battered women’s shelter’s after school program for the kids, and I always give money to homeless people [who do not ask for it].

What do you think are your hottest pictures? The candid shot of me picking a fat wedgie for the Ralph Lauren Polo bathing suit photoshoot.

What do you normally eat for breakfast? A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, a couple strawberries or a banana, and a package of YOGOs! mmmmmm.

Do you work out? How often? How? I go to the gym ONCE a week and use the bike for 20 min because I am obligated to. Other than that, I do crunches once a day and if dancing in front of the mirror naked before I shower counts as a workout [since I keep my stomach flexed] that would also be one of my methods of keeping in shape.

What do you think of Afro-Squad.com? It is the $HIT! That is why I was excited to hear that Afro-Squad.com wanted to do an interview with me! Are you guys as hung as everyone says?

What is the biggest misunderstanding about you? The biggest misunderstanding would definitely have to be the assumption that I party a lot based on my pictures. Connecting with my friends in a social environment does not necessarily mean that I am partying! After all, I AM allergic to alcohol and smoke!

Is there anything else you want to talk about? My obsession with g@y porn. Can you tell me why a straight girl like myself has such a guilty pleasure? Hello? Um, I guess the interview is over.

Thanks for your time.

I am not a professional photographer, but Cassey looks very nice in these photos.  Your comments are welcome.