your mama from NC on Oct.032011
out of 5
I host a haunted house every year.. this little guys name is Flecher.. and he is hanging in our walk in cooler this year
Originally posted at Spirit Halloween Costumes (legalese)
Up Side Down Hanging Head
Dead men tell no tales – get one over on the town gossip. This hanging head decoration show a last fearful look frozen in time, a demonic and disturbing Halloween decoration.
As the host of FactZone, Brooke Alvarez is one of the world’s most recognizable news figures. Growing up in Russia, Brooke dreamed of being famous and powerful. She emigrated to U.S., erased all trace of her Russian accent within three weeks, and began her systematic ascent to the top of the news industry. The details of this rapid climb through the various lesser networks to end up at the Onion News Network was the subject of “The Devil Incarnate” a book refuted by Brooke as “the pathetic scrawlings of a bitter and jealous acne-scarred half-reporter.”
A prolific Twitter user, Brooke tweets 20 to 40 times a day, often while her guests are talking. She’s appeared as herself in more than a dozen motion pictures although there is some debate whether she understood that the words on her teleprompter were fictional and where they would eventually appear. Brooke owns five corgi dogs, her favorite food is kale, and she is married to author Thomas Pynchon.
Brooke is active in charity work, having formed a foundation to teach newscaster dialect to young urban teens. She’s politically motivated as well, publicly campaigning against wind farms whenever her schedule allows.
While the media has made much of her long-standing feuds with both Wolf Blitzer and Yo Yo Ma, Brooke insists she is easy to get along with as long as everyone understands their place.
Brooke stays healthy and happy by swimming 20 miles each day in the resistance pool in her office.
TRIPOLI—An uneasy voice inside the head of cheering Libyan rebel Ahmed Jibril reportedly said, “Oh, fuck, now what?” Wednesday as the jubilant fighter celebrated the downfall of Muammar Qaddafi. “Uh-oh, what happens now? Seriously, what the fuck happens now?” said the interior monologue of the smiling man who stood atop the roof of Qaddafi’s former compound screaming “Freedom is ours!” and pumping his fist. “There’s a massive power vacuum, and looking around, I don’t really see anyone who’s going to fill it. It’s certainly not going to be me, I’ll tell you that much. Is this country going to descend into chaos? Please, please, please don’t let that happen. Someone just needs to tell me what our next step is right now or I’m seriously going to flip the fuck out.” The voice inside the head of the man who exultantly fired three machine gun bursts into the air quickly added, “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.”
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