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Dead on Arrival from Austin, Texas on Sep.122011

Unit arrived in undamaged packaging, but when I unpacked and plugged it in the unit would not power up. Just a blinking power light. While obviously their are issues inside the TV the outside was also damaged. There were very large apparent waves in the back plastic housing and in the front as well as chipping and scratches on the corners and facade. In the future I would not buy a refurbished TV from Tigerdirect as they obviously don’t take quality control seriously. Search for reviews of the product number and you will find other cases of bad refurb jobs.

Bought refurbed LC60LE810UN from Tiger Direct 9/6/11.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

Wavy plastic housing

Damage to the corner

Sharp LC60LE810UN 60 1080p 120Hz LED HDTV
Sharp LC60LE810UN AQUOS 60 Class Quattron Edgelit LED HDTV – 1080p, 1920×1080, 16:9, 4ms, 120Hz, PC Input, 4 HDMI, USB Media Player, (Refurbished)

DECATUR, IL—Not wanting to appear old or frail in front of his family, 78-year-old Gordon Isensee did everything in his power Thursday to make his first crippling fall look as cool as possible. “I felt my knees buckle and I knew I had to act quick to try to make it look as smooth as possible,” Isensee said. “I crumpled to the kitchen floor but managed to extend my arms out, say ‘Ta-da!’ and tell everyone who was standing over me that I’d be there all week. I think that really impressed them.” Isensee then spent the entire ambulance ride thinking about the perfect catheter joke he could tell his grandchildren when they visited him at the hospital.

Check out this sexy picture of our model Cassey in front of Tampa’s skyline, overlooking the river.

As the host of FactZone, Brooke Alvarez is one of the world’s most recognizable news figures. Growing up in Russia, Brooke dreamed of being famous and powerful. She emigrated to U.S., erased all trace of her Russian accent within three weeks, and began her systematic ascent to the top of the news industry. The details of this rapid climb through the various lesser networks to end up at the Onion News Network was the subject of “The Devil Incarnate” a book refuted by Brooke as “the pathetic scrawlings of a bitter and jealous acne-scarred half-reporter.”

A prolific Twitter user, Brooke tweets 20 to 40 times a day, often while her guests are talking. She’s appeared as herself in more than a dozen motion pictures although there is some debate whether she understood that the words on her teleprompter were fictional and where they would eventually appear. Brooke owns five corgi dogs, her favorite food is kale, and she is married to author Thomas Pynchon.

Brooke is active in charity work, having formed a foundation to teach newscaster dialect to young urban teens. She’s politically motivated as well, publicly campaigning against wind farms whenever her schedule allows.

While the media has made much of her long-standing feuds with both Wolf Blitzer and Yo Yo Ma, Brooke insists she is easy to get along with as long as everyone understands their place.

Brooke stays healthy and happy by swimming 20 miles each day in the resistance pool in her office.

Mason Raige Interview – Afro-Squad Exclusive
by the SnowMan

The first word that springs to mind when one sets eyes on Mason Raige is inevitably – “power.” Standing six feet four inches tall, and 263 lbs of solid muscle, it’s not difficult to see why he is known as professional wrestling’s premier powerhouse.

Mason how are you doing today? I’m doing very well, thanks.

So, where do you wrestle? Wherever the wind takes me. How’s that for philosophical? I’m currently based in Louisville, Kentucky, so I wrestle here in the area. I’m also wrestling in Indiana, Chicago, New York, Ohio, Tennessee, etc. Since you asked, I’m currently accepting bookings, so any promoters who are looking for an added attraction, get in touch with me!

Are there a lot of good wrestling videos of you online? If so, where can we find them. They’re all on my site, www.masonraige.com We’ll be adding some new videos very soon as well, so be sure to check them out. I have some excellent people working on my site, specifically NZPWI Editor Kirsty Quested. She’s top notch and does a great job. My video editor, Marion Velocci, is also extremely talented. Definitely take a look at the 40+ videos we have posted. More are on the way as well.

As you know, Afro-Squad does a lot of wrestling videos. You can find them by visiting our MySpace page and clicking on the videos link. Is there a chance you’ll be wrestling in Florida where we can tape you? I don’t have any upcoming dates in Florida, but I’d love to wrestle there. Like I said, Florida promoters, get in touch with me. You won’t be disappointed! And then we can make some exciting videos.

So how tall are you and how much do you weigh? I’m 6’3 out of wrestling boots and weigh between 255 and 260. If you catch me on a good eating day, it might be a bit more.

We saw you do a one handed gorilla press. That was fantastic. We’ve never seen that before. Is that a regular move for you? Thank you. I do my best to be innovative. I’ve actually seen one or two guys try to copy it, but it’s never as good as the original! There’s nothing worse than carbon copy wrestlers, which we seem to see a lot of these days. I do try to get in the one-handed press when I can. It’s always a possibility when you see Mason Raige in action.

How much do you max? What does a typical bench workout look like for you? My training these days is very systematic and is more about reps and burn than actual poundage. And you should know that the bench press does not measure one’s real strength. But since you asked, I have benched over 400 pounds when I was lifting heavier and have done over 500 pounds for forced reps with a sturdy spot. Now, I’ll work up to the 315 area, sometimes more, sometimes less. But like I said, it’s never about the weight. It’s about how hard one works.

When you hit the gym, what types of things do you really enjoy? What stuff do you usually avoid? Funny you should ask. I enjoy writing and wrote a piece on gym etiquette. I’ll attach it here:

Gym Etiquette

Some of the most bizarre and interesting people can be found in gyms across the country. In my tenure as a weightlifter, I have come across a slew of freaks, geeks, and weirdos. Here are some tips on how to behave in a gym and, more importantly, how to keep away from the oddballs.

1. If you sweat like a pig, carry a towel with you. There is nothing more disgusting than a pool of sweat left on a machine by some sweaty slob. If I’m waiting for a bench, there’s nothing I want to see less than a sweaty outline of your carcass. What kind of person does this?

2. Talk to as few people as you can. People who go to gyms frequently are lonely souls and look to establish relationships with anyone who will make eye contact. Pick a spot on the wall, or stare down at the floor. Better yet, wear a hat and pull it down over your eyes. It may sound anti-social, but you’ll thank me later.

3. Don’t spend 45 minutes on a machine or a bench. Nothing irks me more than some moron who says he has 15 sets left when I ask if he’s almost done. 15 sets, huh? How’s that marathon weightlifting working out for you, you fool? How about I take my size 15 and kick your teeth down your throat?

4. Wear clothes that fit you. Just because they make spandex in your size doesn’t mean you need to wear it. Sweats or shorts and a t-shirt work so well, so why do so many wear outfits that draw attention to their cellulite and low-hanging guts? And pal, there is no reason for those shorts to be as tight as they are. It looks like you’re smuggling plums in your shorts.

5. If at all possible, avoid flexing in the mirror. Hey, we all do it at home, but give me a break if you’re flexing in the gym. I’ve seen Mr. Olympia contestants flex less during a contest than one of these social outcasts. Oh, and to the guys who pull up their shirts in front of the mirror to flex their often non-existent abdominals: not only do you not impress anyone, but you are also really embarrassing yourself…a lot.

6. Invest in a really good Walkman…is that term outdated now or what? One of my best investments was my IPOD. Not only does it protect me from inane conversations and lurking losers who want to ask how I built my delts (if I had a nickel for every time I was asked a fitness question in the gym, I’d have a lot of nickels), but I have over 1300 songs that set the tone of my workout. Tones range from intense to ultra-intense to get the hell out of my way to Mason Raige is in the house! If the tone is Raige, a lot of poundage is going to be moved, so stay on your toes. They say that music soothes the most savage beast, but my IPOD is responsible for just how animalistic my workout will be.

7. Lift what you can handle. So many morons want to impress the gym rats and stack weights on the bar that they couldn’t lift if they had two friends on either side of the bar plus a big, big bowl of Wheaties right before they came to the gym. It’s been said a million times, but it’s not how much you lift; it’s what you do with the weight you’re lifting. Whenever someone asks me what my max is, I know right away that I’m talking to someone who is either a buffoon or knows nothing about weightlifting. Sometimes it’s a buffoon who knows nothing about anything, so I generally just walk away using a very brisk pace.

8. This one is simple: if you want to practice your pick-up lines or carry on deep, meaningful conversations, go to a Starbucks or to a club. You don’t belong in the gym, and nobody likes you.

9. Working out in jeans, sandals, shorts with dress socks, shorts with dress shoes, or a sweater makes you look like a real clown. Workout attire is quite affordable, so invest in some.

10. If you’re one who walks around like you’re carrying suitcases, you are a jackass. Flailing your arms outward and pretending your lats are much more developed than they are is fooling nobody, and, believe me, many people are laughing at you. I met Dorian Yates, who is easily one of the most freakish bodybuilders in history, and his arms didn’t flail as much as some of the yahoos I see in the gym. Walk like a human and not an ape. That shouldn’t be too hard to remember.

What are your thoughts on supplements? When you go to a store like GNC, what do you stock up on? I’m pretty basic when it comes to supplements. A good protein powder should be the staple for anyone. I’m a big fan of Gaspari products like SuperPump and SizeOn. MuscleTech Products are really good as well. I usually try different products and will continue to use something if it works well. A pre-workout Speed Stack is always nice. My favorite supplement though is InStone chocolate pudding. I can’t get enough of that stuff!

What are your thoughts on pain killers? I am sure there are times where you are in pain. What’s the best way to fight pain? Pain is a big part of wrestling, but I’m not one who takes pills. I usually don’t even take Advil if I have a headache. I’ve always been that way and luckily have always been healthy. I do know a lot of people who have had problems with pill addictions, which is another reason why I don’t go that route. However, I don’t have an addictive personality, so I would take medication properly if prescribed I guess. But there’s a big difference between use and abuse with anything, especially controlled substances.

What are your thoughts on steroids and HGH? I’ll go on record now and say I’m probably the least educated wrestler when it comes to steroids and HGH. I truly know nothing about them. They’re just not for me. I live a healthy lifestyle and have been blessed with good genetics and an excellent work ethic, so I steer clear of drugs of any kind. The way I figure it is that as long as there are giants in wrestling over 7 feet tall and over 400 pounds, why should I risk my well being to add 15-20 pounds of muscle? Will it really make that much of a difference? I’ll be fit and in the gym until the day I die, so I’ve chosen the best path for me. However, I’m not casting dispersions on those who use performance-enhancing drugs. To each his own.

Do you think wrestling could exist today without the use of illegal pain killers, alcohol, and steroids? Are you saying that drugs are what make wrestling what it is? That’s a silly question. Wrestling is built upon athletics, storylines, and larger-than-life characters. Although it seems as if drugs are running rampant in wrestling, people have to remember that each athlete makes his own choices in life.

Who have been your most well known opponents? Working down in OVW has afforded me the opportunity to be in the ring with some of today’s top WWE stars and future stars I’ve also been up to Raw and Smackdown a few times and have worked out with a lot of very popular stars.

How long have you been wrestling? January will be five years. I stepped into the ring for the first time in January 2003.

What are some of your biggest matches? As long as there are people in the seats, every match is a big match. Wrestling the Dudley Boyz in Long Island’s NYWC was a big match in front of a very large crowd. Honestly, too many to list. All are important at the time, and then it’s on to the next one.

What do you love about wrestling? Unfortunately, most of what I love no longer is seen. I loved the larger-than-life characters, the slow and methodical feud builds, and the storytelling that went on both inside and outside of the ring. I loved Piper’s Pit, Hulkamania, the Superfly Splash, the short promos in the corner of the screen during a match, and the banter between Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan. Wrestling captivated me as a young kid and drew me in deeper than I could’ve ever imagined.

What was your biggest (or one of your biggest) mistake(s) in wrestling? Probably starting too late in my life. A lot of guys start in their early teens, but I didn’t get started until later. However, I went to college, got a BA, then earned an MA and etched out a great career as an English teacher before even stepping in a ring. Although I started a bit late, I brought a lot of life experience and intellect into the ring. Some wrestlers can’t even spell intellect!

What injuries have you had? Thankfully, nothing too serious. My worst injury was a torn adductor muscle that kept me out of action for almost five months. It was extremely painful, and I kept aggravating it until I took off the time to heal.

Have you ever injured anyone? If so, how? Isn’t that the goal of any fight? I don’t understand the question. Any time my hand is raised and my opponent is sprawled out on the canvas, I’d assume he’s injured. (No, I’ve never injured anyone, thank God).

Is there anything you would like to promote? Maybe a website, promotion, or t-shirt… Of course! Check out www.masonraige.com There are photos, videos, writings, and great merchandise like $10 t-shirts, DVDs, hats, and even watches! I’m all about the merch! Quality merch!

Is there anything else you would like to talk about? Sure, let’s talk more about me. Mason Raige. The Modern Day Man of Steel. Pro Wrestling’s Premier Powerhouse. Keep your eyes on me as I plan to do big things in the wrestling business. YOU CAN’T CAGE THE RAIGE!

Thanks for your time. My pleasure. You guys keep up the good work! Long live Afros!

NinjaPimp Exclusive Interview:
Pamela Kay, Professional Model
Good morning Pamela, how are you doing today?
Nice to be here with you and your fans. I’m honored.

Let me get right down to business… can you tell the audience what you are wearing right now? Light pink tube top and grey sweatpants

Well you are undoubtedly attractive, but I am unfamiliar with your work. Are you new to the internet?
Completely new! J I’ve been doing commercial and print modeling, TV hosting and a little movie work, but hope to get my website up and running very soon. The url will be www.pamelakay.net and it’s under construction. I’d love to invite everyone to check it out in the near future. Initially, it will be a free site. In the meantime, if someone is interested in my work, they can contact my agent at 601-898-9221or www.swagency.net.

Like many models, you contacted us about doing an interview. Where did you first hear about www.ninjapimp.com?
I came across your site by accident and found it creative, witty and fun!

That’s interesting. Most people think we are weird and uncreative… Anyway, besides looking good in a bikini, what are some of your hobbies?
I love animals: playing with my three cats and white German Shepard and love horseback riding, too. I’m an amateur photographer, but I still shoot old school 35 mill. I love to shop at garage sales and second hand stores. I?m also really into holistic nutrition and working out. Probably not the sexy answers you were looking for?

What style modeling will you do, and what style modeling won’t you do?
I?m pretty comfortable with anything done in a tasteful and classy way. A little mystery and something left to the imagination is very sexy?Ludacris sings about, ?being a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets??for me some things are best kept in private.

What are some of your important stats? How tall are you, what are your measurements?
I?m a natural blonde with highlights and green eyes, 5?6? and my measurement are 34D-25-36 and for the guys with foot fetishes, I wear a 7, and almost always wear 3? heels or higher.

Who are your role models?
It depends, physically, I love Carmen Electra?s body type and Divini Rae. Curvy girls are sexy and hot and I?m proud that JLo and Beyonce have brought positive attention to all of us curvy girls. I?m a huge fan of Sean Connery, Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn. Sean is an absolutely amazing actor and still the sexiest man on earth. Chevy and Goldie are incredibly funny and I admire people who don?t take themselves too seriously. I?m also a huge fan of LL Cool J. He?s too sexy and talented. I really admire Les Brown, too. He?s a motivational speaker and he said, ?Someone else?s opinion of you, does not have to become your reality?. Great quote to think about.

So do you have a professional photographer that you regularly work with?
Carlton Mickle is the best- www.carltonmickle.com. My career in New Orleans took off after he photographed me. He is a perfectionist, really creative and fun. He is now in Dallas.

Do you mind if we move to some more fun questions? Here at NinjaPimp, we celebrate celebrity pimps. In fact, we have tons of pimp photos, and we declare an annual Pimp of the Year. Who do you think should be next year’s Pimp of the Year?
Absolutely, Pink Panther Pimp, just because he’s really cool. I actually have all the old Peter Sellers Pink Panther movies!

We’ve interviewed tons of people. Playboy models, world record holders, world famous professional wrestlers… but you seem to be a relative newcomer. Can you tell us a few fun facts about yourself?
I’m kind of silly, like to laugh and try to always put a positive spin on things. I’m attracted to a man that has a great personality, isn’t arrogant and can make me laugh. Age does not matter of course, over 18. I love to take naps and the only networks I watch are VH1 and Im addicted to all that celebrity gossip sad to say. I (also) photo doubled for Kate Winslet on All the King?s Men and couldn’t fit in her shoes. She wears an 11! Lastly, if you met me in person, I’m actually pretty conservative, but modeling let’s me explore a different side of myself.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you? Hopefully it has to do with being topless or accidentally flashing somebody.
Sorry, no nudity here. The most embarrassing time was in the 8th grade. I was laughing and accidentally let one rip and was horrified. I blamed it on the poor guy in front of me and he denied it. The next thing we knew, the class clown yelled across the room that the guy in front of me had done it. Poor thing, he looked so confused with everyone laughing at him. I really think he ended up thinking he had done it. Whew! That was a close one!:)

Is there anyone you have a secret crush on?
David Hasselhoff, Sean Connery and LL Cool J are all pretty hot in their own ways.

David Hasselhoff, huh? I always wondered who liked him. Well, thanks for your time. You are, and have been, wonderful.
Keep up the great interviews and thanks for having me. It was a pleasure to be here.

Well it was great to have you.

Wrestling Star – Mr. Fantasy

Mr. Fantasy and Sexy Samantha

Mr. Fantasy, how are you doing today?
I’m doing well. Thanks for asking.

Let’s start with your early career. Who trained you?
I was trained by the Armstrongs. Mainly Steve but Scott and Bob had a hand in it also.

What moves did you learn first?
Just he basic stuff. How to lock up, an arm bar, a hammer lock, a head lock. Like I said just the basic stuff.

What advice have you taken from other wrestlers?
When I 1st started I was given the best advice a young wrestler could be given. I was told to just keep my mouth shut and always listen to what you are told.

What are the biggest names you have wrestled?
I have been lucky enough to be in the ring with some big names. Just to name a few. All the Armstrongs (Bob, Scott, Steve, Brad and Brian-Road Dog), Buff Bagwell, Tommy Rich, I tagged with Dr. Tom Prichard. A few more but that is enough for now.

Who do you enjoy wrestling in the ring?
Heck yeah beats wrestling on the floor. Just kidding. Yeah I enjoy getting in there and mixing it up.

A lot of our fans saw your match with Dan Delicious and Uncle Vinnie. What do you think of that match? We thought your interactions with Dan were quite entertaining.
Thanks, I appreciate that. Dan and I have worked each other a lot and usually have good matches. It is so easy to work with him. He does his thing and you just react. As far as the match goes. I thought it was ok. I mean there is always something that could have been done better but over all it was ok.

Who is Sexy Samantha?
She is my wife. I meet her right after I stared training. For the 1st year I wrestled she just rode with me. I was a good guy and really didn’t need a valet. Ever since then I have been a bad guy and she has been with me.

If you had a televised WWE match, what would you want J.R. to say about you?
I would hope he would say I was entertaining. That I gave my all every time I was out there. Heck, to have JR say anything about you would be an honor.

Do you have any signature moves? If so, can you explain them?
I usually drop an elbow off the top rope to finish my matches. Nothing to special. I do have one move I guess. I place my opponent in a razor edge and then drop them into a diamond cutter.

Are there any wrestlers that you compare yourself to?
Not really. Now I do look up to a couple of wrestlers. Bob Armstrong and Ric Flair. They have had some influance on my career.

As a wrestler, what do you do best?
I would say entertain. When I am out in front of the crowd I do my best to keep them into the match. Wheather I have to tell someone to shut up or tell someone I am going to whip their ass next. Just try to entertain.

What do you think you could improve on to take your game up one step?
There are a couple of things I could improve on. I mean everyone can improve on something. I would say my body and my actual wrestling ability. I never said I was a good technical wrestler.

Is there anything else you would like to talk about today?
I would just like to say thank you to the Armstrongs. They took me in like I was family and that means a lot to me. I would also like to say I am a very blessed man to be able to do this for the last 7 years and say I have given my all every time I was out there.

What do you think of Ultimate Wrestling?
I think it was ok for the 1st show. There are some things I would have done differently but it’s not my show so I just show up do my thing get paid and leave.

What do you think of other wrestling companies in the South?
There are some good ones and some not so good ones. Over all though the good ones out way the bad. I guess here are to many in the Gulf Coast area. Sometimes its seems like some guy run across some many so he goes out and buys a ring and tries to put on a show. Most of the time they have no idea what they are doing and that looks bad on the other organizations that are out there trying to do it the right way.

Thanks for your time.
No problem. Thanks for having me. Take care. Until next time just remember.

I’m not the whole show,
I’m not the big show, but
I am the best damn part of the show.

Myla, how are you doing today?
I’m doing good thanks, how are you doing today?

I’m doing well.  I’m excited to learn more about you.  First off, what are you wearing?
Pajamas

Do you have any nicknames or anything? Your long name seems suited for a nickname?
Well my first name is Myla, so people usually just call that. :) I just go by the full name for work.

How did you get into modeling? NinjaPimp’s Crazyman once got some glamour shots done, but nobody was interested in buying them.
I was 14 and my mothers friend who was an actress “discovered” me. I was signed the next week.

How can people learn more about you? Don’t you have a MySpace page? Can you tell us about your primary website?
Yes, my MySpace page has my blog, and my professional website with some of my modeling photos, my acting reel, and a fan forum is http://www.MylaLeighChenoa.com

So what do you do for fun?
I love to go clubbing, hanging out with friends and I’m just really spontaneous which means I love doing crazy and dumb stuff. So if it’s buying blocks of ice in the middle of winter, sneaking onto a golf course and riding the ice down the hill, that’s what’s going down for the evening. Yes, I’ve actually done that.

What are your favorite reality shows?
Well Flavor of Love has been pretty crazy. Celebrity Fit Club is always amusing and gotta give props to Surreal Life. I also love Survivor.

What’s the most adult modeling you have ever done?
I’m ashamed to say that I tested for Playboy. I’m glad I didn’t end up in the magazine.

We’ve seen a rash of celebrity adult videos. What do you think of all of these celebrity movies?
I don’t know what you mean. Are you talking about their home sex tapes that are being released?

Who are your favorite MySpace friends?
The polite and respectful ones:)

What do you love about modeling?
I love creating beautiful images

What do you hate about modeling?
The demanding schedule

What is your most embarrassing moment?
I’ll keep that to myself;)

What do you think of all of these child models on the net? Should somebody shut them down?
Absolutely! I was a child model and I was with an agency who watched out for me. I can’t imagine being a kid and running into who knows what. Just look at how many kids have disappeared. It’s sickening!

I agree. Do you have a nemesis? If so, who is it?
Adrianna Lima, haha

That’s interesting. The Red Ninja said that he hates her too. He has agreed to kick her in the face.  Anyway, what is one of your pet peeves?
Liars and people who are mean to others. They’re equal in the top pet peeve department.

You look like a professional model. What do you think of these girls with webcams who call themselves models?
They’re webcam girls. If they want to refer to themselves as models, then I think they should always include webcam in front of it. Most models distinguish themselves; fashion model, promotional model, etc. They’re no different, they should say webcam model.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I don’t know. I don’t really plan ahead.

I hear ya’.  So do you love AfroSquad and NinjaPimp?
Absolutely ;)

Anyway, it was great having you.
Thank you so much for having me!

I’d love to have you again.

Colt, how are you doing today?
I feel bloated and hyper.

First, I want to say thanks for doing this interview. NinjaPimp.com recently had its 1 millionth visitor, so hopefully a lot of people will read this. What is the largest crowd that you have performed in front of?
I wrestled I believe in front of 18,000 plus people in a sold out AllState Arena the night after WrestleMania 22 in Chicago, IL.

Can you give everyone a basic biography about yourself?
Right on. I’m a pro wrestler. My name is Colt Cabana. It’s my real name…No, No it’s not. But it should be and I’m thinking about legally changing it to Colt Cabana or Dr. Von Hugeballs.

I read that you were sponsored by a Mixed Martial Arts group. Is that right? What is your relation with them?
I’m actually sponsored by BESTBETONSPORTS.net. They have nothing to do with MMA. BUT…if you wanna be rich by using a sports system, go to BESTBETONSPORTS.net

This interview will appear in our Halloween issue. Have you ever wrestled under any disguises? If so, what?
I once wrestled as a giant Twinkie. No joke. It was for a show called Totally Tool Wrestling. So I was Twinkie the kid. Coincidentally, I dressed up as a Twinkie that year for Halloween and I’ve never been asked so many questions about my cream filling. It was an easy year to score that Halloween!

We once interviewed Shark Boy. He has a great gimmick. What other wrestling characters have you seen?
I’ve seen one kid wrestle as “THE GAMEBOY”. He had the glove from the movie the Wizard and everything. Too bad he looked like the first kid ever to get Nintendo. He wasn’t too tough.

Keeping with the Halloween theme, do you have any plans for this Halloween?
Yes. I plan on going out in Chicago. I also plan on putting one of my arms inside my Tshirt and being the drummer from Def Lepard.

Who is the baddest dude, other than yourself, that you have faced in the ring?
I once wrestled this guy named Bull Pain. He was like 40 and just mean looking. Total kickass biker dude.

Which wrestler would you hate to face in a bar fight?
I bet American Dragon would throw made ninja moves in a bar fight. He doesn’t look intimidating, but when all you do is train and watch wrestling, I wouldn’t want to mess with you in ANY fight.

A lot of wrestling is focused on the 18 to 25 demographic. Do you think there is room for a wrestling show that appeals to kids? Kind of like the WWF in the 80s? If so, who should be on that show?
Definitely. I was actually working on putting a pilot together for that same concept. Then I got too lazy and forgot about it. I think guys like El Generico, Sharkboy and Delerious would be great. Masked fighters. Also, obviously me, because I need the money and fame. But characters would be great. Wrestling needs more characters. Guys like Prince Nana and Navajo Warrior would be great for a show like that.

What do you consider are your career highlights?
I have so many. I performed my Ninja duties by wrestling in Japan on two tours. I’ve also traveled the world as a pro wrestler (much like a ninja). Other highlights are sharing locker rooms with wrestlers I’ve admired growing up.

What injuries have you faced?
Two separated shoulders. Two broken fingers. Torn quadricep muscle. Broken nose. Concussions. Lacerations and other technical words that I couldn’t understand or repeat.

What promoters do you like to work with?
I love wrestling for ROH and working w/ Cary Silken and Gabe Sapalsky. I also enjoy wrestling for promoters Steve Gauntley, Alex Shane and Brian Dixon over in the United Kingdom. Also, I love promoters that pay on time and provide half naked women for you!

Is there anyone you don’t like to work with?
Promoters that don’t pay on time and don’t provide half naked women!!!!

So what is it like working in Japan?
Man. I was like Beverly Hills Ninja over there, except I’m from Chicago and I couldn’t do Farley justice. It was a great experience. The people were nice, but the food sucked! I look forward to going back more and more!

Do you think your body will be able to keep up this pace for another 5 to 10 years?
HAHA. Have you seen the way I wrestle. I could do this for 60 more years…and I plan on it.

I’ve watched a lot of European wrestling. What is it like to work over there?
Its the same everywhere except how the people talk. They talk all proper over in Europe. For me, everywhere people want to laugh and be entertained. So that’s what I give them. It’s universal.

Do you have any friends on the European scene?
I have friends all over the map. Johnny Storm is the greatest European diplomat the game has though!

Do you enjoy doing live interviews in front of the camera?
It’s a piece of cake man. For me it comes natural. I love talking and hearing myself talk, so it works out well.

This month we are also interviewing the Simpson twins. They are a pair of adult superstars. Are you familiar with their work? Is there anything you would like us to ask them?
Ashley and Lisa? I love both of them. Please tell them I would love to do some cross over work and if they’re ever in Chicago to CALLLLLLLLL ME!

We also interviewed April Hunter. What do you think of her? I know I wouldn’t want to fight her.
She’s seems cool. I wouldn’t want to fight her either.

Well, is there anything you would like to say to our fans?
Please support me at coltcabana.com and myspace.com/coltcabana and go to bestbetonsports.net

Well, thanks for the entertaining interview.
Thanks for takin’ the time to learn about me, cheers!

Well, thanks for you time. Good luck in the ring!