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10.3
11

Our Favorite Clips from Nick Swardson’s "Pretend Time"

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It doesn’t surprise anyone that cats are this easily susceptible to drug use, does it? Their brain when there’s a laser pointer in the room is the exact same chemical compound that ecstasy is made of.

This works for literally anything that’s green—apples, crayons, money. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em! Honestly though, real life recycling seems SO DUMB right now.

Sidenote: Garry is married to Marilyn Manson’s sister, Meg Manson. Their daughter is actually Katy Perry, but they’re a little uncomfortable admitting that.

Poor Gay Robot. He just got out of that emotionally abusive relationship with C-3PO and now has to deal with more rejection. At least he doesn’t have to pretend to understand that idiot R2D2 anymore.

Blind people be trippin’! For real, they are unfortunately more prone to falling all over themselves due to their condition. Especially if they outright ignore the fact that they are blind and attempt to go about life like that’s an okay thing to do.

Here is a list of safer places to propose to your girlfriend: anywhere else. Seriously, now that we’re getting out of Iraq, hockey games are statistically the most violent place in the world. Google it.

My brother used to get so pissed at me during Legends of the Hidden Temple when the team I chose would beat his. He rationalized that my team could hear me cheering for them better than his and so his team’s morale was lower, I guess. I’m just glad we never took things this far.

Which is worse: having to wear a condom to get laid or the fact that you now “…have a whole office of penis screamers.” Safe sex, guys. It’s for your own good.

If someone comes by to see their childhood home which you now occupy, you are legally obligated to allow their nostalgic trip down memory lane by inviting them inside. They don’t even need your permission, this was their house first, bitch! Step the f*ck aside! Fine! Call the cops! Like I care! Aww, look, that’s how tall I was when I was 11. That was my growth spurt year, for sure.

Remember that time you tried to eat the hemp necklace you got for your 12th birthday because you knew it was made of the same thing as weed and you were sure it would get you high? No reason, that was just a really dumb thing to do.

09.3
11

Statshot: So What’s There To Do In Amarillo?

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September 2, 2011 | ISSUE 47•36

Recent Statshot
  • What Are We Bringing With Us To College?

    08.27.11 | ISSUE 47•34

  • Why Are We Holding A Microphone?

    08.19.11 | ISSUE 47•33

  • What Childhood Fears Are We Confronting?

    08.12.11 | ISSUE 47•32

More Statshot
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    04.15.09 | ISSUE 45•16

  • Top U.S. Delusional Beliefs

    05.31.00 | ISSUE 36•20

  • School Days

    09.02.98 | ISSUE 34•05

08.11
11

200 of our Favorite Images

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We scoured the internet to find you the top 200 most fascinating photos ever published!  (Some we scanned ourselves.)

We did not take these photos, but we wanted to share.

 

 

 

 

 

 

04.4
11

Michael Youngblood Interview (Wrestler)

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Michael Youngblood Interview

Michael “Phoenix” Youngblood is an active pro wrestler who is known for being outspoken and hard hitting.

Are there a lot of drugs in wrestling?  DRUGS ARE ANY WHERE IN ANY SPORT, BUT YES THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS I KNOW ON THE INDEPENDENTS WHO USE DRUGS (COKE/WEED/PAIN PILLS).  ON THE TOP LEVELS, I DON’T REALLY KNOW OF ANY GUYS USING DRUGS LIKE THAT.  STEROIDS ARE COMMON IN ALL OF WRESTLING, AND I’VE EVEN USED THEM A TIME OR TWO.  MY FAVORITE WAS DECA DURIBOLIN.  IT GETS RID OF FAT AND MAKES YOUR JOINTS STRONGER.  IF USED WITH TESTOSTERONE ITS A GOOD STACK.  BUT I KICKED THAT 2 YEARS AGO.  I REALLY DIDN’T NEED IT TO BEGAN WITH, I WAS ALREADY BIG ENOUGH AND STRONG ENOUGH TO BEGAN WITH.  BUT, IF SOMEONE WANTS TO USE A DRUG THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS NOT MINE OR ANYONE ELSE’S.

What do you dislike about wrestling?  WELL, WHAT I DISLIKE ABOUT WRESTLING? THE FACT WE GET SO MUCH NEGATIVE PRESS ABOUT BEING DRUG ADDICTS, THUGS, CRIMINALS, STUFF LIKE THAT. WHEN YES THERE IS A FEW BAD APPLES, THAT DOESN’T MEAN ALL OF US ARE THAT WAY. THE QUESTION THAT I HATE MOST IS, “IS IT FAKE”. I WILL NOT EVEN GET ON THAT TOPIC. THEIR ARE SOME STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD!

What do you think of working for Carlos Colon?  THE BEST MONEY I MADE WAS WITH CARLOS COLON, HE WAS VERY GOOD TO ME. I AM GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE COLONS AND I LOVE WORKING WITH THE COMPANY. TWO OTHER PLACES I MADE GOOD MONEY WAS WITH MUTA (ALL JAPAN). I WORKED WITH HIROSHI TANAHASHI, KENTA, HIROYOSHI TENZAN. IN JAPAN ITS A DIFFERENT BREED OF WRESTLER.  EVERYTHING IS A LOT STIFFER THERE AND I LIKE IT LIKE THAT. THE USO TOUR BRANG IN MORE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER COMPANY I WORKED FOR. IN 6 WEEKS I MADE 17,200 DOLLARS.

What do you think of the WWE’s product?  WWE WAS A COOL PLACE TO WORK ALSO, I DID 31 DAYS IN 1994 WITH THE HARDY BOYS, AND A FEW OTHERS. I WRESTLED BOB BACKLUND, MABLE AND MO, RAZOR RAMON, SHAWN MICHAELS/DIESEL AND A LIST OF OTHERS. I WENT BACK AGAIN WHILE WORKING FOR CARLOS IN 2005. I WRESTLED ROB CONWAY AND KURT ANGLE. WWE OFFERED ME SOME MORE SPOT SHOWS, THEY WANTED TO GIVE ME A DEVELOPMENTAL DEAL BUT AT THAT TIME I WAS BURNED OUT AND TIRED FROM WRESTLING IN PUERTO RICO, JAPAN. I NEEDED SURGERY ON MY KNEES AND SHOULDER, AND I MENTAL WAS JUST SICK OF THE POLITICS IN THE WWE. THAT’S ANOTHER STORY.

What is it like wrestling in Puerto Rico and Japan?  WELL, I LIVED IN PUERTO RICO FOR 4YRS. AND WRESTLED FOR CARLOS COLON OF THE WWC FROM 2003 UNTIL 06 WHEN I JUMPED SHIP TO SAVIO VEGA’S COMPANY THE IWA.  MY STINT WITH CARLOS WAS VERY GOOD, I WORKED SOME OF TNA’S TOP TALENT AT THAT TIME KID KASH, DAVID YOUNG, KONNAN FORMER WWE WRESTLER JOEY MERCURY, EDDIE COLON, JUVENTUD. I HAD FEUDS WITH CURTIS HUGHES THAT LASTED A COUPLE MONTHS.  GREG THE HAMMER VALENTINE WAS ANOTHER GUY I LIKED WORKING WITH. I HAD A PARTNER ERIC ALEXANDER WHO NOW WORKS FOR WWE DEVELOPMENTAL AS ERIC PEREZ. WE HAD MANY MATCHES WITH DELTA FORCE TWO GUYS THAT PLAYED FOOTBALL FOR THE DALLAS COWBOYS. CARLOS COLON ALSO DID WORK WITH THE GREAT MUTA AS FAR AS SENDING TALENT TO WORK IN JAPAN, I SPENT 1 MONTH THERE THROUGH CARLOS, AND WENT BACK AGAIN BY MYSELF AFTER I LEFT CARLOS COLONS COMPANY. I SPENT 4 WEEKS WITH SAVIOR VEGA, WHEN I LEFT CARLOS. A GOOD FRIEND BRIAN LEE (FAKE UNDERTAKER) AND I MET THERE AND EVERY NIGHT WAS A PARTY FOR US TWO. BUT THAT’S ANOTHER STORY.

Who do you like to work with?  MY FAVORITE GUY TO WORK WITH IS TIMBER THE INSANE LUMBERJACK. WE’VE WORKED EACH OTHER AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES OR MORE SINCE 1995 UNTIL RECENT. HE IS THE ONLY GUY I KNOW AT 300LBS THAT CAN DO A 450 SPLASH AND THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOON SAULT I HAVE EVER SEEN. HE’S A HELL OF A SCIENTIFIC WRESTLER ALSO. KURT ANGLE IS THE TOUGHEST PERSON I’VE WRESTLED. I WORKED WITH HIM IN HIS FIRST EVER LADDER MATCH IN ROANOKE, VA. 2 WEEKS BEFORE WRESTLEMANIA. HE’S A NICE PERSON TO, I ENJOYED WORKING OUT WITH HIM IN THE GYM AND IN THE RING THE DAY OF THE SHOW AND LITTLE DID I KNOW THE DAY WE WERE TRAINING IN THE RING SGT. SLAUGHTER ASKED ME IF I WOULD WORK WITH KURT. I WAS VERY EXCITED AND NERVOUS AT THE SAME TIME, BUT ONCE THE SHOW STARTED I PUT ALL THAT BEHIND ME. AND WE HAD A GREAT MATCH. IT WAS THE ANGLE INVITATIONAL I WAS APART OF.

What do you like about wrestling?  THE THING I LIKE ABOUT WRESTLING IS THE TRAVELING AND THE MANY PEOPLE I GET TO MEET ON THE ROAD. I LIKE ALSO WHEN I’M IN THE RING I CAN PLAY WITH THE PEOPLES EMOTIONS. I HAVE THEM IN THE PALM OF MY HAND, I CAN MAKE THEM HATE ME OR LOVE ME. ITS UP TO ME TO MAKE THE PUPPETS SING OR DANCE ANYWAY I WANT THEM TO. I ENJOY THAT THE MOST. JAPAN IS MY FAVORITE PLACE TO WRESTLE, ITS TREATED MORE LIKE A SPORT THERE. THERE’S MORE RESPECT AMONG THE WRESTLERS, IN AND OUT OF THE RING. THE PSYCHOLOGY IS A LOT DIFFERENT ALSO AND THE FINISHES TAKE ABOUT 5 OR 10 MINS. LONGER THAN THE AMERICAN FINISHES DO. THERE IS SO MUCH EDUCATION AN AMERICAN CAN GET WHEN THEY WRESTLE FOR INOKI OR MUTA’S PROMOTIONS. I’VE ALSO PERFORMED FOR THE AMERICAN MILITARY BASES ON USO TOURS MANY TIMES WITH THE NWA MID-ATLANTIC OUT OF CHARLOTTE, NC.

You’ve been somewhat outspoken about the WWE.  What else do you dislike about the WWE?  THE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF WITH THE WWE IS THE TALENT THEY BRING IN SOMETIME IS THE PURE SHITS, BIG MUSCLE HEADS WHO CAN’T WORK A LICK. GUYS WHO REALLY HAVEN’T BEEN TRAINED. I COULD SAY A FEW NAMES, BUT I’D RATHER NOT. FUCK IT, TYSON TOMKO, THE GREAT KHALI OR WHAT EVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS. “UMMM’ SNITSKY, MARK HENRY, HORNSWOGGLE “WHAT THE HELL IS A HORNWOGGLE”. HOW MUCH MONEY IS BEING WASTED ON GUYS THAT CAN’T WORK. WHO EVER HIRED THESE WRESTLERS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND PUT DOWN LIKE AN OLD MULE. MY THOUGHT IS REPLACE THESE CLOWNS WITH A SHANNON MOORE, BILLY KIDMAN, KID KASH. HELL, THEY HAVE HOW MANY DEVELOPMENTAL WRESTLERS, A HUNDRED OR SO. THERE IS ONLY TWO AGENTS IN THE WWE I PERSONALLY THINK NEED TO BE PUT OUT OF THERE MISERY AND I REALLY DON’T WANT TO SAY THERE NAMES. AND I WANT!! I HAVE ONE LAST THING I WANT TO SAY, VINCE GET RID OF JOHNNY ACE AND STEVE KERNS, PLEASE!!!!!!! DAMN DID I SAY THAT.

What do you think of AfroSquad.com?  I AM A COMPLETE SQUADDER!  GO AFROSQUAD!

Who is your least favorite wrestler?  WELL, THAT’S A GOOD QUESTION! HMM, I WOULD SAY MY LEAST FAVORITE WOULD BE THE BOOGIE MAN.  I DON’T KNOW THE GUY PERSONALLY, BUT THE GIMMICK SUCKS.   FROM WHAT I’VE SEEN OF HIS WORK IN THE RING, HE’S VERY GREEN.  IT’S NOT HIM PERSONALLY, JUST THE GIMMICK. MY FAVORITE TO WATCH WOULD BE RIC FLAIR, AND A CLOSE SECOND IS RANDY ORTON. I’M ONLY SPEAKING FOR THE MOMENT, CAUSE TRIPLE H IS NOT IN THE GAME RIGHT KNOW.  HE WOULD SHUT THEM BOTH DOWN, WORK WISE AND ON THE MIC. OH NO, I DIDN’T JUST MARK OUT DID I?

What do you think of WWE’s divas?  I THINK THAT THE DIVA’S ARE COOL!  I MISS SEEING IVORY AND MISS TEXAS (JACKIE). THOSE TWO COULD REALLY WORK A MATCH.  I WAS GOOD FRIENDS WITH SHERRY MARTEL, WHO I MISS A BUNCH. SHE WAS A GOOD PERSON, AND FUNNY TOO.  I REMEMBER ONE NIGHT IN MEMPHIS WE JUST FINISHED WORKING A BIG SHOW.  IT WAS HER, LONI KIA, AND ME.  WE WENT OUT ON THE TOWN TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, AND I TELL YA SHE DRANK ME UNDER THE TABLE AND COULD STILL WALK A STRAIGHT LINE.  THOSE  TWO GIRLS GOT ME SO DRUNK AND THEN HAD TO BABY SIT ME, I WAS SO SICK THE NEXT DAY. IT WAS FUN HANGING WITH HER AND LONI,  THEY HAD A LOT OF GREAT STORIES OF BEING ON THE ROAD.  BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I THINK THAT A WOMEN HELP BUILD THIS BUSINESS AS MUCH AS THE MEN HAVE, AND I THINK THEY DON’T GET AS MUCH CREDIT AS THEY DESERVE.  AT THIS POINT AND TIME I THINK MICKEY JAMES IS THE BEST WOMEN’S WRESTLER IN THE WWE, BUT TRISH WOULD GIVE HER A RUN FOR HER MONEY.

Thanks for your support and your time.  THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, AND I THINK YOU HAD A LOT OF GOOD QUESTIONS. I WOULD LIKE TO SAY ALSO I’M TAKING BOOKINGS, SO IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED, YOU CAN REACH ME AT wrestlekings@hotmail.com or www.myspace.com/wrestleking3. THANKS AGAIN, MICHAEL YOUNGBLOOD

04.4
11

Chrissy Rivera Interview (Wrestler)

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AfroSquad Exclusive Interview:
CZW’s Chrissy Rivera, Manager of Champions

Chrissy, can you give us a basic bio on yourself?
Well my name is Christina but most people know me as Chrissy. I’m 25 years old.  I am originally from Staten Island New York, but I currently living in South Jersey. I am half Puerto Rican and half Italian, so I possess master skill in both tire slashing and cement shoe making! I have a full time job during the day, college student by night, and pro wrestler/manager on the weekends.

Who trained you as a wrestler?
I was originally trained by Neeno Capone then was taken under the wing of Jon Dahmer.

What have been your biggest moments in wrestling?
Some of my biggest moments would have to be joining BLK OUT in 2006. Ruckus, Sabian, Robbie, Joker and Eddie have all taught me so much about wrestling and I owe a lot to them. Another moment would be managing the Genius Lanny Poffo who is my ALL TIME FAVORITE. It was great working with him. Working in Canada was also a great moment in my career. The fans are absolutely wonderful and I hope to go back soon!

Have you taken any nasty bumps?
Being in the business and working for CZW!  It is basically a given that you will take some nasty bumps. I will do whatever it takes for my boys to win, even if it means having to go through a table or taking a kendo stick to the behind every now and then.  (I’d like to thank Noel Harlow for the kendo stick marks across my behind!)

You seem to have a lot of marijuana references on your page. What do you think about Mary Jane?
HAHA! Well asking about my thoughts on Mary Jane is like asking a girl her weight! You just don’t do that! If you wanna know more, Google BLK OUT and that should speak for itself.

For the folks who don’t know, what is Blackout?
BLK OUT is the most successful & talented stable in indy wrestling today. The group consists of Ruckus, Sabian, Joker, Robbie, Eddie Kingston & myself. BLK OUT is very well known and each member bring something special to the group.

Do you date any wrestlers?
I have dated wrestlers in the past. I don’t have a preference, or that I date ONLY wrestlers. I try to date people who make me happy and are not PSYCHO!  Why, is the Mulletmaster single?

Do you have any desire to work for the WWE?
No. Now don’t get me wrong, if the WWE came knocking on my door, offering a contract, I would accept. It would be a great opportunity.  However, I am not trying to work for the WWE. I do have tons of respect for the company and roster.  They all work very hard day in and day out.

The WWE management seems to like female wrestlers with breast implants. What do you think about breast implants?
I have nothing negative to say about implants. If it makes you happy, why not? I have no desire to get them, but some people feel they need to get them to feel better about themselves. I say if it makes you happy then do it.

Where can fans see you?
Come check out Combat Zone Wrestling at the old ECW arena. They usually run on the second Saturday of every month. Also come check out Maryland Championship Wrestling, ACW in Denver, pa and DCW in Delaware. You can check out my myspace page (www. myspace. com/chrissy_rivera) for my wrestling schedule and calender for dates and times.

What is your current theme song?
It varies, usually whatever BLK OUT comes out to. When I wrestle alone I usually come out to “Boom Boom Boom” by the Vengaboys.

Can you tell us something cool about yourself?
Hmmm. I don’t know anything “cool” but i used to play a lot of sports. Soccer, field hockey and cheerleading. I also used to be on the drill team in school.

What would be your dream match?
I would have loved to wrestle Sherri Martel. I have so much respect for that woman, she was TOUGH and didn’t take crap from anyone!

Where do you see yourself in five years?
Hopefully happy and healthy. I want to have a good job, eventually move from my apartment into a house. Who knows where five years and wrestling will take me? I may still be wrestling or I may not.  I just hope to be successful.

Is there anything else you’d like to talk about?

Check out www. czwrestling. com, www. marylandwrestling. com and Youtube for BLK OUT clips and matches!!!