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Dating Fails: That One Gets Me Every Time
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So tell us a little about yourself?
My name is Imari and I have work at Starlette’s of Tampa. It is also
known as the Ybor Strip on 7th Avenue.
Imari, huh? I will do my best to spell that. So where are you from?
I am Cuban and Jamacian. My parents came from Cuba and Jamacia. I have a
bit of an accent because of that.
I can smell some cinnamon gum on your breath. It is delightful.
Funny you should say that. I cannot say “cinnamon.” “Cinnamone.” Damn it!
That’s OK. I am having a hard time with Imari. So do you know a lot of
girls who work here?
I know a few. That girl with the big boobs is Natasha. She is Dominican.
She had a baby not that long ago, but she still has a good body.
That is an odd name for a girl from the D.R. Natasha? That seems Russian.
Yeah. I think the DJ gave her the name.
Did I mention that your nipple is out?
Oh.. I will put it away if you like…
Please don’t do that on my account. I have no reason to dislike nipples.
So tell people what you look like.
I have tan skin. I think I look Cuban. I have curly hair. I am
surprised I am getting any clients today. I just washed my hair and it is
really curly. I weigh about 92 pounds and I am 5’2″.
I had no idea you were so short. Those heels make you seem a good bit
taller. So what are the deals on dances in this organization?
Well, it is $10 to the club to get in to the private booths. Then they
take a cut from me. Currently it is three for $50. There is a special at
the moment.
That does seem like a decent deal.
Yep. You can then make deals from there. Obviously, girls will want you
to spend more money. With a guy as good looking as you, I bet I could cut
you a really good deal.
Hmmm… You have a good personality. It seems like you know this game well.
Yeah, I am studying to be an actress. So are you a boob or a butt man?
I guess I am more of a boob man. So is there anyone here that you don’t
like?
No. I seem to get along with everyone. I just make my money and stay out
of people’s way.
Well, it was nice meeting you today. Thanks for doing this interview.
Well thank you. Maybe we should spend a Saturday together and get to know
each other.
You are quite the actress.