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FAIL Nation: Well, There’s Sign #1

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epic fail  - Probably Bad News: Well, There's Sign #1

Looking for just the FAILs? FAIL Nation has all your classic epic FAILs in one place!

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Finish Powerball Automatic Dishwasher Detergent, 12 Capsules [7.3 Oz Review

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5 stars

Jaime from Missouri on Nov.022011

These capsules leave glasses and dishes looking clean and clear as new after every use. I recently bought new glasses because I couldn’t find a detergent that would remove the white residue buildup on my old ones. After a family member recommended Finish, my new glasses are still looking perfect and the old ones have improved to nearly good as new. I use this product every time I run the dishwasher, and have not had to re-wash a dish or re-run the dishwasher, as I often used to do. Low cost saves me money and quality saves me time. Dishes do have a soapy/slippery feel right out of the dishwasher; I would recommend leaving them in the dishwasher until they are completely dry.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

Finish Powerball Automatic Dishwasher Detergent, 12 Capsules [7.3 Oz
Directions: Open tear strip on top of package and lift lid to remove product. Place one pre-measured capsule in the main detergent cup and close (Do not use short wash cycle programs. If it does not fit in the dispenser or does not dissolve properly, place on the bottom of the dishwasher). It is im…

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Kindle 6" Wireless Free 3G + Wi-Fi eBook Reader from Amazon – Graphite Review

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5 stars

Amber, Student from Springfield, Missouri on Nov.032011

5out of 5

I received the Kindle as a Christmas gift. This was after I had asked for the Nook Color, got it, and decided that it just was not for me. At Christmas, most of the Kindle’s were sold out, and me being impatient, I decided on the Nook Color. I enjoyed the Nook for a little bit, but I found the screen too difficult for me to read on, which defeated the purpose of what I wanted an e-reader for: To read.

After seeing a Kindle and playing with it’s features, I decided to replace my Nook Color with a Kindle instead. I found the device easier to use, comfortable in my hands, and above all, it had readability that the Nook Color did not possess.

Also, Amazon offers this high quality e-reader at a dynamic price of just $149. This is including the 3G. Those not interested in 3G can get the device for only $99.

Right from the get-go, the Kindle provides an easy to follow guide of welcoming the buyer to the Kindle. As all new things, you need to play with it to figure out how to get it’s system down, but the buttons and the navigation is not difficult to figure out.

The Kindle store has everything you are looking for. The most helpful tool for me has been the “Recommended for You” section, so I can find similar titles to that which I have been reading. As a side note, I have become addicted to playing the Every Word game on my Kindle, which Amazon offers for free.

The Kindle is travels with you. I would suggest getting a good case before having it go around with you everywhere, but it is light and thin, making it easily stored in backpacks, purses, or suitcases.

The battery lasts so long. I can charge it once and be confident that it’s not going to die on me right away. Obviously, your usage depends on how often you have to charge.

The biggest asset that the Kindle holds for me is readability. With the Nook Color, my eyes would become strained and tired, and I would end up with a headache (it reads like a computer screen). The Kindle is easy on the eyes and reads very much like a book; especially out in sunlight.

Overall, the Kindle is travel-easy, has no software mishaps, easy to use, and provides the perfect screen for reading.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

 

Kindle 6quot; Wireless Free 3G + Wi-Fi eBook Reader from Amazon – Graphite
All-New, High-Contrast E-Ink Screen / New Sleek Design / New and Improved Fonts / Battery Life of One Month / Enhanced PDF Reader / Global 3G

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Doll-in-Trunk with 8 Outfits Review

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3 stars

Mel from Minot, AFB, ND on Nov.042011

3out of 5

It is a very stylish doll wth some great clothes except the velcro is coming apart on some of the clothes, and no bar to hang up the clothes.

Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

Doll-in-Trunk with 8 Outfits

Sale! Save $5.00

Born to dress up and  travel! 51-piece fashion doll and trunk set includes 7 1/2″ soft vinyl doll with open/close eyes, posable arms and legs, and combable hair. Comes with 8 fully accessorized outfits in trunk, plus sleeping bag and pillow for sleepovers! …

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Dating, It’s Complicated: Issue #122

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Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form!

My girlfriend likes to pretend that her breasts are defibrillator paddles and proceeds to yell, “CLEAR,” then jolt me with her naked chest. Can’t say that I am complaining.
Barry M

After a very sweaty session in bed, my girlfriend and I spent more time on laughing and making farting noises by pressing together our sweat-ridden stomachs than actual sex.
A

My boyfriend really loves boobs, and has recently decided that he must make the Dr. Zoidberg “Woopwoopwoopwoop!” noise while playing with mine.
R M

So my husband and I are sitting on the couch watching Food Network when one of the chefs starts talking about polenta. My husband then asks me:

“What’s polenta? Isn’t that the thing that came out of your vajayjay when you had the kids?”

Me, “…Noooo…”

Him, “Oh yeah that’s the placenta.”
Michelle L

I play this game with my girlfriend where I take my shoe and sock off and stick my foot in her face and say “Foot phone! Ring ring!” She always has to answer it. Extra points for doing it in public.
Mico R

I gave my boyfriend a hickey and the next morning his mom started calling me “Vampira”.
Kristi T

After him having broken off a 5 year relationship I met up with my ex to transfer the bills over to my name and ended up in tears. The only thing I could think of to say was: “Your face makes me cry!”
Sari B

My best friend keeps her boyfriend on a short leash by threatening to add his mother on Facebook if he doesn’t obey.
Lana R

My boyfriend and I were skyping, and after staring at the screen for a moment, he says, “I wonder why guys faces, who never use makeup, look better then most girls faces without makeup.” As he was staring at me after a shower…and he wonders why I took this personally
Michelle W

My girlfriend is super annoying when sober, but really cool and fun when drunk. That’s why I like to get her drunk as much as possible. I have a feeling our relationship isn’t going to end well.
Topsy K

A guy wrote to “Dating it’s complicated” and said he doesn’t know if his relationship will last because his girlfriend doesn’t like bacon. My wife doesn’t like bacon. Every time she gets a sandwich that’s supposed to come with bacon, she gives it to me. It’s a win – win. So yeah, he should keep her around.
Mike S

Submit yours here!

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New York City Marathon Winner Does Cool-Down Jog Back To Kenya

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NEW YORK—In an effort to reduce soreness and prevent injury, New York City Marathon winner Geoffrey Mutai immediately followed his victory Sunday with a 7,209-mile cool-down jog from Central Park to his hometown of Mumberes, Kenya. “Got to keep the blood flowing,” Mutai told reporters, jogging into the East River until his body was fully submerged. “I can’t stress how important cooling down is for slowing your pulse and easing the strain on blarghlarlarblublub.” Mutai was last spotted emerging from the shores of Cape Verde and continuing his run without removing the seaweed covering his body or the squid attached to the top of his head.