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10 Last-Minute Costumes for Halloween 2011
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Netflix
What you’ll need:
-Red clothing
-DVDs
-Then no DVDs
-Then DVDs again
How to sell it:
-Periodically introduce yourself with a different name
-Spend the whole night apologizing, the next day
-Send everyone you hung out with an 1000-word apology email
Epilogue Ron Weasley
What you’ll need:
-Red hair
-A gut
-To allow your life to sink into depressing mediocrity
How to sell it:
-Arrive at the end of the party and ruin what had previously been a really fantastic event
Chuck Testa
What you’ll need:
-Trucker hat
-Sunglasses
-Stuffed animal
How to sell it:
-Pop up behind girls dressed as sexy animals and say, “Nope. Chuck Testa.”
-Pop up behind people dressed as zombies and say, “Nope. Chuck Testa.”
-If people say, “Who’s Chuck Testa?” say, “Nope. Nevermind.”
Tobias Fünke
What you’ll need:
-Jorts
-A mustache
-Male pattern baldness
How to sell it:
-Speak exclusively in sexual innuendos
-Leave the Halloween party early, but text remaining partygoers frequent updates about when you might return
Nyan Cat
What you’ll need:
-Cat ears
-Paper
-Markers
-Tape
-Cherry Pop-Tart
How to sell it:
-Run around repeating the same jokes for the whole night
-Make people look at you until someone finally admits that your costume isn’t actually that funny
Tags: apology, cat ears, Clothing, Costumes, dvds, male pattern baldness, pop tart, Red, ron weasley, sexual innuendos
