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Probably Bad News: The Least Interesting Person in The World

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    American Voices: Insurance Costs Outstrip Wage Increases

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    Insurance Costs Outstrip Wage Increases

    September 29, 2011 |

    ISSUE 47•39

    The cost of health insurance premiums in the United States rose 9 percent this year, nearly three times the rate of increase seen in 2010. What do you think?

    • No thanks. Life’s not that cool.

      Rick Dunn
      Planisher

    • I’m pretty sure the finger can be pointed directly at my neighbor, who gets colonoscopies like they’re going out of style.

      Julian Smith
      Work-Ticket Distributor

    • Yesterday that would have worried me, but this morning I found a similar lump on the opposite breast, so I’m cool.

      Sarah Harrison
      Guide Winder

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    • Putin Moves To Return To Presidency

      09.27.11 | ISSUE 47•39

      Former president and current prime minister Vladimir Putin of Russia announced at a meeting of his party that he would run for president again in 2012.

    • Gamers Succeed Where Scientists Couldn’t

      09.26.11 | ISSUE 47•39

      After trying for more than a decade to create a computer model for a protein key to the reproduction of HIV, scientists turned to online gamers, who completed the task in three weeks. What do you think?

    • Iran Frees American Hikers

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      Two American hikers who were captured and accused of spying when they strayed across the border into Iran have been freed after 26 months.

    • Satellite To Hit Earth This Week

      09.22.11 | ISSUE 47•38

      A defunct 6-and-a-half-ton climate satellite is scheduled to crash into Earth on Friday, though scientists can’t tell exactly when or where just yet.

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    09.30
    11

    Dating, It’s Complicated: Issue #116

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    Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form!

    My girlfriend uses her farts to keep me out of the bathroom while she does her hair and make up.
    M J

    My girlfriend pronounces pronunciation as “pronounciation.” I’ve never corrected her because I like the irony of it.
    Ian S

    One day I was with a friend driving to pick up a broken computer so I could fix it when my gf called me, we talked like usual and I started to annoy her playfully when she stated “Oh don’t you start Andrew, I’ll kill you!” where I just had to ask, “Oh? How would you kill me” to which she replied without skipping a beat, “Oh probably with a machete”…..
    Drew T

    My ex boyfriend and I had been dating for three years. Because I knew the end was coming soon, I started to care less and less what he thought in bed. One day while he was going down on me (something he was not good at) I asked him if he even knew where my clitoris was. He said “I thought the whole thing was the clitoris.” He was 26. No wonder it ended.
    Kathy G

    My girlfriend broke up with me because I attended my ten year high school reunion. Her reasoning, a girl I dated in high school posted on my facebook wall that it was nice to see me after so long. Apparently that means I cheated on her.
    H K

    My girlfriend just broke up with me because she was “falling in love” with me.
    Adam

    I used to tell my ex that I was going to hang out with some buddies, but really I was goin to the movies alone. Just to get away from her.
    Vader, Darth

    The very first thing my girlfriend does in the morning after we spend the night together is pull the covers back, look at my crotch, rub my penis, and say “Good morning!!!”
    Andy S

    When me and my boyfriend curl up on his bed, he will sensually breathe in my ear and then in his best Voldemort voice say, “Harry Potter, -inhale- Why didn’t you invite me to your party?” And this has become a regular thing.
    Jasmine L

    After a steamy make out session, I asked my boyfriend why he was flaccid…. He had gas…
    Lili Panili

    Before my girlfriend will fool around with me, she has to turn every picture in her room around, “so her family won’t see her sinning.”
    N S

    I was dating a guy and he came over to my place to hang out. He was thirsty, so I gave him a Chargers (beer) mug with water. He stopped and asked me what sport that team plays. Needless to say, there were no more dates.
    Jen D.

    One time on Halloween I introduced myself to my ex-girlfriend.
    Norko

    Submit yours here!

    09.30
    11

    Dating, It’s Complicated: Issue #116

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    Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form!

    My girlfriend uses her farts to keep me out of the bathroom while she does her hair and make up.
    M J

    My girlfriend pronounces pronunciation as “pronounciation.” I’ve never corrected her because I like the irony of it.
    Ian S

    One day I was with a friend driving to pick up a broken computer so I could fix it when my gf called me, we talked like usual and I started to annoy her playfully when she stated “Oh don’t you start Andrew, I’ll kill you!” where I just had to ask, “Oh? How would you kill me” to which she replied without skipping a beat, “Oh probably with a machete”…..
    Drew T

    My ex boyfriend and I had been dating for three years. Because I knew the end was coming soon, I started to care less and less what he thought in bed. One day while he was going down on me (something he was not good at) I asked him if he even knew where my clitoris was. He said “I thought the whole thing was the clitoris.” He was 26. No wonder it ended.
    Kathy G

    My girlfriend broke up with me because I attended my ten year high school reunion. Her reasoning, a girl I dated in high school posted on my facebook wall that it was nice to see me after so long. Apparently that means I cheated on her.
    H K

    My girlfriend just broke up with me because she was “falling in love” with me.
    Adam

    I used to tell my ex that I was going to hang out with some buddies, but really I was goin to the movies alone. Just to get away from her.
    Vader, Darth

    The very first thing my girlfriend does in the morning after we spend the night together is pull the covers back, look at my crotch, rub my penis, and say “Good morning!!!”
    Andy S

    When me and my boyfriend curl up on his bed, he will sensually breathe in my ear and then in his best Voldemort voice say, “Harry Potter, -inhale- Why didn’t you invite me to your party?” And this has become a regular thing.
    Jasmine L

    After a steamy make out session, I asked my boyfriend why he was flaccid…. He had gas…
    Lili Panili

    Before my girlfriend will fool around with me, she has to turn every picture in her room around, “so her family won’t see her sinning.”
    N S

    I was dating a guy and he came over to my place to hang out. He was thirsty, so I gave him a Chargers (beer) mug with water. He stopped and asked me what sport that team plays. Needless to say, there were no more dates.
    Jen D.

    One time on Halloween I introduced myself to my ex-girlfriend.
    Norko

    Submit yours here!

    09.30
    11

    Bumpy Ride FAIL

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      11

      Aveeno Active Naturals Positively Radiant Tinted Moisturizer, Medium Sheer Tint, 2.5 fl oz Review

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      1 stars

      breakawaysue from Oregon on Sep.212011

      Sadly this didn’t work like I expected. It sounds like the perfect product, but instead it goes on very thick, does not absorb (even on warm moist skin right out of the shower) and the top of the tube dries so you have to throw away the first pump every time. I even tried it on one side of my face against another tinted moisturizer and it clearly made my pores look larger, never absorbed in and looked basically like a normal thick foundation. FYI I tried the Olay total effects moisturizer with a bit of foundation and it works like a charm.

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      Positively Radiant Tinted Moisturizer, Medium Sheer Tint

      09.30
      11

      Samsung DV218AEW Review

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      1 stars

      Disappointed! from Salem, OR on Sep.222011

      We purchased the Samsung set approximately 3.5 years ago. Approximately 2 years ago the heat sensor went out and we could only use timed dry. If we tried to use the sensor – the dryer never stopped running. Then, about 6 months ago, it started to make thunking noises. Basically, the seam in the drum is separating and this causes a loud banging noise every spin cycle. It is getting worse and worse, and basically is becoming useless. This was an expensive dryer, and I am very dissappointed that it did not even last 4 years. There are just 2 of us – not like we have a passel of people using it. Don’t buy Samsung – you won’t get your money’s worth!! We called a local repair shop – and they said they don’t deal with Samsung at all, they are a piece of junk.

      Originally posted at Buzzillions.com (legalese)

      Samsung DV218AEW
      Samsung 7.3 cu. ft. Electric Dryer – Neat White

      09.29
      11

      Ballpoint Pen Field-Stripped, Reassembled

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      Ballpoint Pen Field-Stripped, Reassembled

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      09.29
      11

      Parents Just Don’t Understand: #196

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      Do your parents not understand technology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurd text messages? If you’ve got an example of your “Parents Just Don’t Understanding”, submit it here!
      And thank God we’ll never be as dumb as they are!

      I recently went on an outing, and one of the older people on the trip asked for my help, because she couldn’t get her digital camera to work. She told me her son had just given it to her, and she just couldn’t get it to work. After about 2 seconds with the camera, i had to point out that she had neither a battery or SD card in it.
      Stephen Paul

      One time my dad tried to send a document that he had gotten at work to his colleague. He ended up calling me because when he was putting the paper back into the printer (not the scanner I’m talking about the place where the paper comes out) it wasn’t “going into the computer.”
      Finn Pollock

      My dad thinks that because I have downloaded games from the PSN store, it causes the internet to be slower on the PS3. And he insists that this is why he is not good at Call of Duty.
      Alex W

      I was on my iPhone and my dad asks me, “Are you playing the birds software?”
      Tasha Jones

      Every time the TV loses signal in our house, my dad turns to me and says, ‘What have you done?’ When I defend myself saying it’s something to do with the satellite company, he, without fail, always replies with, ‘Well I don’t know. You’re the one who knows all about computers.’
      S G

      Me: “I have the job, but because of financial regulations they have to send my finger prints to the FBI and do a drug test on me before they can hire me.”

      Mom: “Well when the FBI reads the bad stuff your friends post on your wall, you’re never getting hired.”

      Me: “Mom they check for felonies and fraud charges. No one from the FBI has access to my facebook, or the time to sit and read my wall and report it to an employer. That’s not what they do.”

      Mom: “You are so naive.”
      Lance S

      Yahoo recently updated their e-mail service, and as you would expect following a major programme change they were a little lagging upon resuming service. My grandmother decided that obviously I could fix this, and insisted that all I needed to do was to “back” into yahoo. When I asked for clarification she said that I was always “backing” into the internet to watch movies for free. It took twenty minutes to explain that I can’t hack, and I get to watch movies for free because I work in a video rental shop.
      adam higgins

      I was trying to show my dad how to set the alarm on his phone and he started to get confused after I hit the “menu” button.
      Travis Coffey

      I bought my grandma an e-reader for her birthday. They are fairly simple to use, and she is pretty decent with technology for her age. A few weeks later I asked her how it was going, and she said she refuses to use it anymore because it doesn’t tell you if the price for each book is for a hardcover or a softcover. I tried to explain the concept of an e-book, but she is convinced that “it’s all a big scam to get her money.”
      Cait B

      My mom gets onto Facebook by opening Outlook, scrolling down hundreds of old emails that she never deletes until she finds her original “Thanks for joining Facebooks!” email, and clicks the link to her profile in it.
      Elliott Jenks from UVM

      Submit yours here!

      09.29
      11

      CLASSIC: The Devil’s Playground is Understandably Quiet

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