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American Voices: School Application Blasted For Inappropriate Question
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School Application Blasted For Inappropriate Question
June 8, 2011 |
ISSUE 47•23
An application for the Dry Creek School District in California has come under fire for asking if the child to be enrolled was delivered vaginally or via cesarean section. What do you think?
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That’s good. I’m getting tired of having to provide that information in the ‘Other Comments’ section.
Kelly Cartwright
Machine Wedger
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I’m sorry, but I think they have a right to know if a prospective student is one of those weird vagy kids.
Dean Yarber
Systems Analyst
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Sounds like a pretty good way to find out what their moms are currently workin’ with.
Paul Thomas
Call-Out Operator
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