by Sexy Tiana
Are you bored of the same old tired zoos with the usual weak sauce animals? Well it is about time that you visit the Afro-Squad Zoo in South Harlem.
“We’ve got the wildest variety of funky fresh animals!” Claims AfroSquad’s CrazyMan.
“Other zoos have problems gettin’ the pandas to breed,” states AfroSquad’s $nowMan. “But our Pandas be doin’ it almost every night. Sometimes they are gettin’ busy with all sorts of other bears too.”
The Afro-Squad Zoo is the first of its kind to deliver such an array of cool animals. “We have yeti, the loch ness monster, and even a variety of wild South American hoes on display.”
The zoo also had feral Afro Dogs as well as Ninja Cats.
“One time the Ninja Cats and Afro Dogs got loose. It resulted in a fight of biblical proportions. Many ninjas and pimps knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!” claims Calvin Nottaperv.